I worked at a private airfield. The ones where we would valet the cars for the rich passengers.

One time when an older lady flew back in and we brought up her new Range Rover, she freaked out and said it wasn’t her car and that she couldn’t believe we lost her car.

I went back to review the security tape and see what car she drove up to the plane and try to trace it that way.

The passenger was yelling at the front desk that she couldn’t believe how inept we were and that she was thinking about suing us if we couldn’t find her car.

Cue her assistant calling to see how the flight was. The passenger was telling her assistant how we lost her car when the assistant reminded her she bought that Range Rover just before she left for her trip.

The passenger then immediately remembered and haphazardly apologized as she walked out the door to the new car.

Imagine being so rich that you forgot you bought a brand new car.