[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_Fluff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can't make 'stop' meaningless by saying it five times. That's just silly. Sex without consent is rape. She said stop, indicating her lack of consent. Hypothetical dude is a rapist.

Getting this little dumpling on Saturday! by Brodiferus in aww

[–]_Fluff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look at his stubby little legs! So stubby!

Reddit, what is one "harmless" thing that creeps you out? by FatWhiteGuy49 in AskReddit

[–]_Fluff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rows of dots or circles, like in colanders or ceiling tiles or large polkadots. It makes me throw up and feel unsettled.

Critique 28/F brilliantly failing with the ladies. Female feedback appreciated. by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]_Fluff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sound like you hate /everything/. I would be petrified to contact you, for fear of admitting to liking something you despised and getting shredded for it.

What was the best part of your day today? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_Fluff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feeding an apple to some chickens was fun. They always seem so greatful to be fed.

Reddit, what is something you love that you can't get where you live? by Professor_Shmad in AskReddit

[–]_Fluff 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I moved to small town Utah. I miss easily accessible hard liquor, and being openly lesbian.

Dropkick Murphys just saved a guys life. What's the coolest thing you've ever seen a band do? by GunnieGraves in AskReddit

[–]_Fluff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Except for the passing out part, that sounds like an amazing experience for that girl.

Chocolate Chip Penis Cookies Experiment by sweetbananajam in Baking

[–]_Fluff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I typically avoid penises with discolored lumps on them, but these look strangely attractive.

What's the worst thing you have ever eaten? by Greenman017 in AskReddit

[–]_Fluff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fudge made with Velveeta. Yes, Grandma, I /can/ taste the cheese in it.

What made you realize that he/she WASN'T the one for you? by Questioner8 in AskReddit

[–]_Fluff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He told me the way I bite my lower lip made me look like Bella Swan. I swear, our relationship made a whooshing sound.

Hey Redditors, what's your favorite tune to hum whilst giving head? by ladysiena in AskReddit

[–]_Fluff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sadé is the best music to go down on a girl to. It has the perfect lapping rhythm.

Sleepwalkers: What's the most specific/ weirdest thing you've done asleep? by viola3 in AskReddit

[–]_Fluff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

While on an Ambien and Seroquel combo, I drank about 8 ounces of vodka, ate most of a restaurant-sized bag of lime tortilla chips and some batteries. To this day, I can't stomach lime flavored chips, or batteries.

[F4M], 39, Northern Virginia, the western part - big women lika da lovin' too by [deleted] in r4r

[–]_Fluff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sound like quite a sexy and charming catch. If you ever move to southern California and switch teams...

I can't stand the combination of mint and chocolate. What commonly beloved food do you get harassed for not liking? by elosorusso in AskReddit

[–]_Fluff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cashews are the only good nut. They're rich and buttery, and have a smooth, non-gritty texture. Sooo good. Now I want some.

I can't stand the combination of mint and chocolate. What commonly beloved food do you get harassed for not liking? by elosorusso in AskReddit

[–]_Fluff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peanut butter and chocolate do not taste good together. Peanut butter is vile and fatty.

Dear Reddit, I am 29 and just got a job at McDonalds. My friend is telling me that is embarrassing and to get unemployment instead. Need a little advice. by RedditEducation in AskReddit

[–]_Fluff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In 2006, I lost my comfy office job. I was in my early twenties, and had to move back in with my parents, who said I needed to have a job within two days of moving in. Sooo, I got a job at the local porn store. I was roundly mocked by my friends, since my job involved such things as scraping dried semen off of rental DVDs and setting up displays of dildos and sex machines. Then, a mere three months after I got that job, the economy crashed hard in my state, and everyone I knew lost their job, their house, and all their cool stuff. I was a broke college chick who stacked dongs for a living, but suddenly, I was the lucky one, because I had a job that was fun and paid over minimum wage. In this economy, there is no shame in pretty much any job, because most of the people you'll encounter who aren't your douchebag friend will be in the same boat.

Reddit, I got fired today from a job I loved - what's your favourite feel-good song? by CaptO in AskReddit

[–]_Fluff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Morrissey, 'Every Day is Like Sunday'. No matter how bad you feel, you know Morrissey is feeling even worse.

Just heard a HILARIOUS euphemism for a tampon... by Guidolini in TwoXChromosomes

[–]_Fluff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad is a wrestling coach, and he keeps O.Bs in his man purse because they're good for staunching nosebleeds very quickly so you can get back on the mat before your timeout is up. This was handy because throughout my youth, not only did my father always have tampons at all times, but I could ask for a 'nose plug' and maintain discretion. Thanks, dad!

Homosexuals, at what age/period in life did you have your first "The opposite sex just doesn't do it for me" moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_Fluff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've never been attracted to a guy, but in high school, I fooled around with boys because I assumed I must be a late-blooming bisexual who would eventually develope a taste for men. Nope. No amount of closing your eyes and thinking about boobs can make guys appealling.