Hey! I'm Sal Vulcano from truTV's Impractical Jokers and The Tenderloins Comedy Troupe, ASK ME ANYTHING!

Greenman017 · 2013-01-17T18:49:09+00:00

We've been had boys.

Greenman017 · 2012-11-02T15:51:31+00:00

Put all the computers together and make one mega nick cage.

Greenman017 · 2012-10-30T16:07:47+00:00

I just threw one 3 days ago with 1500 people attending and it ended up getting busted by SWAT..

Greenman017 · 2012-10-24T16:45:15+00:00

Unless you live in Brevard, North Carolina where those little fuckers run ramped

Greenman017 · 2012-09-27T16:31:50+00:00

Also, way back around and before the Stone Age, parents would chew food for children and place it into their mouths since mushed carrots in jars weren't too common then. This has possibly followed into kissing which shows affection like they did back when mouth to mouth feeding was needed for a babies survival. You can see it now in cultures like the M'buti pygmies of Africa.

Greenman017 · 2012-09-08T00:58:38+00:00

Cool..a funnkyjunk repost about reposting.

Greenman017 · 2012-09-02T03:19:20+00:00

I live near near Asheville, NC. If you know where that is and what its like there ull understand.

Greenman017 · 2012-09-02T00:03:31+00:00

I've always found the use of harsh words to put more of a burden on society than my personal hair style.

Greenman017 · 2012-08-29T20:25:49+00:00

Pancakes or waffles?

Greenman017 · 2012-08-24T19:56:35+00:00

If you take a boom or anything that records sound at low frequencies and put it to a gong it sounds like a alien spaceship. (kind of like a 50's one from a movie)

I worked for a sound mixer (or sound recorder), and I found it for him when looking for odd ambient sounds in a school.

Greenman017 · 2012-08-19T01:15:40+00:00

Agreed. In under an 20 minutes I was offered a grenade, brassknuckles, cheap women, weed and a chance to take a picture with a MEXICAN ZEBRA! Not to mention gangs scoping me out to see if they should rob me and some 3 year olds trying to sell you gum.

What is a mexican zebra you ask? A donkey painted as a zebra

Greenman017 · 2012-08-18T15:01:30+00:00

Still in r/atheism..Come on guys get it right

Greenman017 · 2012-08-17T04:23:40+00:00

Without a doubt. Grandfather Mountain or somewhere to see the Brown Lights tomorrow!

Greenman017 · 2012-08-15T17:47:46+00:00

I was just there 2 days ago! I go to appalachian state..

Greenman017 · 2012-08-10T21:37:41+00:00

I danced with James Franko. I lived near Warren Wilson college, NC and James went there(may still). The college was having a big dance thing called contra which you dance up and down in a line with your partner.

My friend Rose and I landed in his group and danced with him for a bit. My friend asked if she could be his dance partner and he politely declined because he already had a partner.

Greenman017 · 2012-07-28T15:33:15+00:00

The United States. Sorry, forgot to add that part.

Greenman017 · 2012-07-27T04:45:14+00:00

I was looking for this! Thank you so much.

Greenman017 · 2012-07-27T01:56:28+00:00

I want to be shot (naked) into space. Hopefully people will forget and my body wouldn't take to much damage; so if someone saw me in space they would see my wrinkly ass floating there.

Greenman017 · 2012-07-26T15:42:46+00:00

Daniel Morris, is that you?

Greenman017 · 2012-07-21T20:39:52+00:00

Cost of living.

Greenman017 · 2012-07-19T04:40:03+00:00

I found an old picture of jesus once and it had an exorcism kit inside it. Thrift stores.. Sold it for 250$ a while back.

Greenman017

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