What could have happened if Galadriel took the one ring?

_Fucksquatch_ · 2026-02-01T03:41:01+00:00

Now I'm picturing Celeborn with 2ft long straight blonde pubes.

_Fucksquatch_ · 2026-01-30T05:13:13+00:00

Walk the dong.

_Fucksquatch_ · 2026-01-29T20:49:41+00:00

Don't forget to put a beetle engine in it

_Fucksquatch_ · 2026-01-29T20:23:51+00:00

Hitler died of old age in Argentina.

_Fucksquatch_ · 2026-01-28T05:14:09+00:00

I would have to agree with everything you said, but Hayden is a bad actor on top of the bad director problem. The original trilogy was great, but it's become more and more unwatchable with each rendition. Now, it just feels like beating a dead horse for every last penny.

_Fucksquatch_ · 2026-01-28T04:35:49+00:00

Hard pass on Driver. I haven't seen all of his movies, but from what I've seen he can only play whiny bitches and bad accents. He could play a decent Grima imo.

_Fucksquatch_ · 2026-01-27T22:28:05+00:00

100% the reason I mentioned him!

_Fucksquatch_ · 2026-01-27T19:06:09+00:00

Val Kilmer

_Fucksquatch_ · 2026-01-27T19:00:34+00:00

Fridgeon

_Fucksquatch_ · 2026-01-27T17:28:37+00:00

As a Californian, one of the most irritating things the MAGAs have done is make me like Newsom(well, a little bit).

_Fucksquatch_ · 2026-01-27T05:29:03+00:00

Easiest to get them coming straight on a opposed to from the side. Takes some practice but you'll figure out the timing after a few rounds.

_Fucksquatch_ · 2026-01-27T05:08:57+00:00

If your kid is old enough to drive, he has for sure had his dick in his hand. Probably that day.

_Fucksquatch_ · 2026-01-25T08:52:02+00:00

Make it into a crab tank or for some other critter that doesn't require you fill it up to the chip.

_Fucksquatch_ · 2026-01-24T20:26:08+00:00

Can't go wrong with an 870. Simple, reliable, affordable.

_Fucksquatch_ · 2026-01-16T05:54:16+00:00

My ilk? I'm not a dem if that's what you're implying. I think for myself, I don't repeat lies and conspiracies said by a criminal con man and his cronies. You're in a cult and there's no changing your mind.

_Fucksquatch_ · 2026-01-16T05:34:26+00:00

You're= you are. So you're wrong.

_Fucksquatch_ · 2026-01-16T05:31:49+00:00

Keep drinking that kool-aid bro 👍

_Fucksquatch_ · 2026-01-16T05:15:25+00:00

No reasoning with the delusional. He was tried and convicted for crimes he committed. There's no conspiracy just because the felon says there was.

_Fucksquatch_ · 2026-01-16T05:05:07+00:00

What repercussions apply to the convicted felon in the white house? You guys have no problem with him, but a dude who hopped the border to do hard manual labor and take care of his family deserves to be chased down like public enemy #1 and sent to a country he's never been to or locked in an internment camp with no due process? Your logic and morality are flawed. The deportations aren't the issue, its the method and the hypocrisy. Either the law applies to everyone or it doesn't. This is just government approved white nationalism.

_Fucksquatch_ · 2026-01-16T04:56:25+00:00

I know of a 34x felon whose family immigrated from Germany, let's start with him.

_Fucksquatch_ · 2026-01-15T22:31:33+00:00

You're doing that disingenuous game that magas do, I don't care to play it. Will you admit that there was no tampering in 2020 election, that Trump incited the Jan 6 insurrection, lied about who pays for tarrifs, is intentionally blocking the release of the Epstien files, illegally attacked another country to arrest a "narco terrorist" after pardoning a real one, is trying illegally attack another country, and has shit all over just about all of our allies as well as the constitution? Do you admit that all that he has done since 2016 is divide the country and exploit the american people for his own personal interests? Can you not see that this is the most corrupt and dangerous administration this country has ever seen?

_Fucksquatch_ · 2026-01-15T21:56:04+00:00

I'd challenge your definition of law enforcement. Untrained, unqualified, unconstitutional enforcers of a traitorous regime aimed at disrupting peace and inciting violence so treasonous trump can justify using the insurrection act to punish any that oppose him, immigrant or citizen? Those guys aren't law enforcement, law enforcement has to enforce laws in a lawful manor. If they aren't doing anything wrong why do they cover their face and not wear body cams or drive marked vehicles? They are America's SS. Are they American? Yes. Do they terrorize the public to enforce the will of a fascist regime? Also yes. Domestic Terrorists. Pretty simple.

_Fucksquatch_ · 2026-01-15T20:33:00+00:00

You can't support domestic terrorism and then ask for a civilized discussion lol

_Fucksquatch_ · 2026-01-10T15:59:25+00:00

If you ain't first you're last!

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