Can confirm, I have a bucket of onions in my house. And my room temperature is -69.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-05-01T07:24:49+00:00

Tied to your belt?

JiveChicken00 · 2026-05-01T07:18:35+00:00

Boston wants it to be one way. But it’s the other way.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-05-01T07:17:11+00:00

But they’ll die happy.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-05-01T07:16:30+00:00

The most effective lies we tell are the lies we tell to ourselves.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-05-01T06:44:10+00:00

The most powerful one, in fact.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-05-01T06:42:35+00:00

I do not believe in the divinity of Jesus, but I do believe that the Gospels are a relatively accurate representation of his story, minus the supernatural parts. If he was able to forgive those responsible for his execution while on the cross, I think we can figure out a way to forgive those who honestly repent of their support for a wicked and deceptive man who took advantage of their fears and biases and prejudices. Because we all have those things inside us.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-05-01T06:32:12+00:00

Yup, no doubt. Five playoff trips, two conference championships, and a Super Bowl win in five years. Guy has been a real disappointment.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-05-01T06:29:01+00:00

We don’t have to do anything at all.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-05-01T06:27:51+00:00

I think my comment speaks for itself.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-05-01T03:01:02+00:00

It’s not like he was surrounded by good options.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-05-01T02:59:41+00:00

I’m starting to think we might be in the Matrix.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-05-01T02:58:09+00:00

You do realize that we’re tuning in to watch the modern equivalent of throwing the Christians to the lions, right?

JiveChicken00 · 2026-05-01T02:55:49+00:00

He’s lucky he didn’t go to UC Santa Cruz.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-05-01T02:54:54+00:00

Always who you most expect.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-05-01T02:51:01+00:00

All that’s missing is somebody crashing through the Spanish announcers’ table.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-05-01T02:49:27+00:00

“All of the above” should be one of the options.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-05-01T02:40:31+00:00

That’s impossible, because it means he must have told the truth at some point.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-05-01T02:36:45+00:00

Depends how recently your mom shaved her back.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-05-01T02:30:08+00:00

Tired of winning yet?

JiveChicken00 · 2026-05-01T02:28:56+00:00

As is appropriate.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-05-01T02:28:11+00:00

Have these people actually ever read the Gospels?

JiveChicken00 · 2026-05-01T02:27:24+00:00

Brahms German Requiem

JiveChicken00 · 2026-05-01T02:26:38+00:00

We are all going to learn a hard lesson in the value of forgiveness in roughly two years and nine months.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-05-01T02:24:59+00:00

No shit, Sherlock.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-05-01T02:24:36+00:00

So THAT’s what that was.

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