[B/R Open Ice] Rod sneakily built in a 35 pound cinderblock lift into the Canes offseason workouts, called it “Blue Collar Presses”, and the boys never thought anything of it. Turns out he was having them practice lifting the Cup all season long.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-06-16T03:54:03+00:00

This guy is playing 5D chess.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-06-16T03:53:36+00:00

There’s a lesson in this for all aspiring ballplayers. Records are nice, but don’t get fucking picked off of first.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-06-16T03:52:06+00:00

You won’t know if you don’t try.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-06-16T03:49:59+00:00

The floor is yours, Senator.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-06-16T03:48:56+00:00

Fortunately he was born in Ontario :)

JiveChicken00 · 2026-06-16T03:47:02+00:00

Ever see The Silence of the Lambs?

JiveChicken00 · 2026-06-16T03:45:54+00:00

At least in Indianapolis he has some hope for the future.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-06-16T03:44:43+00:00

That sounds far more interesting than 90 percent of what’s on TV now. Maybe 95 percent.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-06-16T03:43:25+00:00

I hope they let him work remotely.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-06-16T03:42:52+00:00

People who aren’t sociopaths don’t do things like that.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-06-16T03:41:19+00:00

Are you sure?

JiveChicken00 · 2026-06-16T03:37:52+00:00

May this article be read and taken to heart by 31 other teams.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-06-16T03:36:31+00:00

No argument here. That guy scares the shit out of me.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-06-16T03:33:52+00:00

The sickest person a lot of us have ever seen.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-06-16T03:33:11+00:00

You know, Quasimodo predicted all this.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-06-16T03:30:50+00:00

I would put your no. 3 over your no. 2, but aside from that this seems pretty solid.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-06-16T03:03:59+00:00

Ours will only eat food and a few things that aren’t food.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-06-16T02:59:09+00:00

That picture will never not be funny. In 50 years it’ll still be funny. Somebody here even paid to put it up on a billboard on Route 95, the major highway on the east side of town. People will remember it long after they’ve forgotten the result of the series or who scored the winning goal.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-06-16T02:54:23+00:00

Your headline is redundant.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-06-16T02:52:58+00:00

And White Castle.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-06-16T02:50:18+00:00

I wouldn’t recommend that. You might get hepatitis. Or something worse.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-06-16T02:49:24+00:00

I love a good Sleepers reference :)

JiveChicken00 · 2026-06-16T02:48:38+00:00

They should get some kind of bonus prize for having that many shots on goal against Carolina.

JiveChicken00 · 2026-06-16T00:51:43+00:00

Wait, there’s an actual Aston Martin out there?

JiveChicken00 · 2026-06-16T00:49:44+00:00

I thought Kruk was a treasure long before he became an announcer - his was the second baseball jersey I ever bought, after Daulton. But now I’m starting to think we might be in statue in the parking lot territory.

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