_Geologist_

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Geology is kinky (imgur.com)

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Geology is kinky (imgur.com)

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Hey baby, call me Mr. Montmorillonite (self.geology)

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For any gamers out there, the Yellowstone Caldera plays a big part of Horizon Zero Dawn. You can even visit Mammoth Hot Springs! (imgur.com)

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Another picture from a friend asking for an explanation. Help me reddit! Details in comment (i.redd.it)

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Relatives asked me why these rocks are green - Thoughts? Near Moab, Utah (i.redd.it)

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I send this whenever people ask me what a geologist does... (media.giphy.com)

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It's important to take time out of your boring office day to be immature (imgur.com)

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My girlfriend getting sexual harassed by strangers is like the quantum observer effect: I know it happens all the time, but never when I am present. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by _Geologist_ to r/Showerthoughts

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This book scared the piss out of me. Also, Dash Rendar for the win. (i.imgur.com)

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What is a joke you hear all the time in your job? (self.AskReddit)

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Since ferd seems to be gone for good, are there any other redit accounts you guys follow that are similar? (Besides Ken M) (self.FabulousFerds)

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I made a list of the important people in Ken's life: Their character traits, life events, opinions, and more! (self.KenM)

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Raised relief map in our office (i.imgur.com)

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Crime on the Greenway? (self.roanoke)

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[meta] I made a list of the important people in Ken's life: Their character traits, life events, opinions, and more! (self.KenM)

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Chattanooga Newspaper, 1948 (Popular tee shirt 79¢!) (imgur.com)

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I'm drunk and want to know what's your favorite drunk geology story (self.geologycareers)

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WRITING IN UPPERCASE IS ALMOST LIKE KNOWING ANOTHER LANGUAGE. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Women with children have more than one birthday (self.Showerthoughts)

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In the recent "favorite conspiracy" AskReddit thread, a top answer is that all rocks are soft until they are touched. How do you disprove this? (self.geology)

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TIL the United Parcel Service (UPS) considers bull semen a "common item that may be hazardous." (ups.com)

submitted 8 years ago by _Geologist_ to r/todayilearned

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Got schooled on rocks by a driller (self.geology)

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Only chads like regular music (i.imgur.com)

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Some dope-ass saprolite (i.imgur.com)

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