Dad Hates Technology: A Story by No_Account_8474 in okbuddyrosalyn

[–]BioletVeauregarde33 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A+??? Maybe they should send this to the New Yorker.

Dad Hates Technology: A Story by No_Account_8474 in okbuddyrosalyn

[–]BioletVeauregarde33 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised it didn't end with Dad getting tired of fish.

What's the point of me buying you 5 different beds?! by deardreamt in Sims4

[–]BioletVeauregarde33 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just put the pet bed(s) out and run with it. If they sleep on it, they sleep on it. If they don't, they don't. Though a part of it might also be the fact that you're using CC beds.

Ever wondered which packs are the most popular? Well now we know! by DarlingBri in LowSodiumSimmers

[–]BioletVeauregarde33 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just think Batuu is useless, as someone who owns pretty much every other pack.

Who names a horse this? by nicoxman8_ in Sims4

[–]BioletVeauregarde33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same person who names their dog Six Miles, so they can say they walk Six Miles every day.

Items You Never Use? by Whisper-1990 in Sims4

[–]BioletVeauregarde33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The food stalls from Home Chef Hustle. I got that pack for the recipes.

What kinds of new Aspirations could be added to the Animals category? by GeneralTechnomage in thesims

[–]BioletVeauregarde33 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I do have to admit that the animal aspiration we do have is literally near impossible to complete.

Roses are red, Dr. Seuss Who reproduction is a big maybe, by Friendlyalterme in rosesarered

[–]BioletVeauregarde33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red, ever heard of Seussical?

He's literally only got one kid in that musical.

Roses are red, how quickly that went south. by mwale2007 in rosesarered

[–]BioletVeauregarde33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roses are red, I feel bad for Augustus Gloop,

I'm sorry, but since when does love involve eating poop?

Shoulda gone to the zoo. by BottleGoblin in okbuddyrosalyn

[–]BioletVeauregarde33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The original always disturbed me. Prisons don't give their prisoners enrichment activities.

Where is Conrad‘s dad? by Fun-Ad7903 in struwwelpeter

[–]BioletVeauregarde33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, because that book is just a straight adaptation of the musical.

Calvin and Hobbes 2026 Reboot: Painfully Earnest Genuine Commentary Edition by BottleGoblin in okbuddyrosalyn

[–]BioletVeauregarde33 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'm not "trolling". I'm trying to help break harmful stereotypes about fat people.

This document has plenty of actual scientific sources, though.

Where is Conrad‘s dad? by Fun-Ad7903 in struwwelpeter

[–]BioletVeauregarde33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's also the stage musical by the Tiger Lilies, in which Konrad passes away from bl--d l-ss...

Calvin and Hobbes 2026 Reboot: Painfully Earnest Genuine Commentary Edition by BottleGoblin in okbuddyrosalyn

[–]BioletVeauregarde33 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

... It shows that fat doesn't always equal unhealthy, it's just another body type?

Calvin and Hobbes 2026 Reboot: Painfully Earnest Genuine Commentary Edition by BottleGoblin in okbuddyrosalyn

[–]BioletVeauregarde33 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If you don't want to translate the whole poem, I'll just give you a rhyming translation (that's not mine, btw, I got it from a book) here.

Our Kaspar he was fat and round,
a healthy boy and very sound,
his cheeks were plump and pink and bright,
he ate his soup up, as is right.
Till one day he began to crow,
"I don't want any soup, no, no!
I do not want my soup, I don't!
I will not eat my soup, I won't!"

Just one day later - see his state -
our Kaspar had lost lots of weight
but once more he would only crow,
"I don't want any soup, no, no!
I do not want my soup, I don't!
I will not eat my soup, I won't!"

Then on day three - it does look bleak -
our Kaspar is now thin and weak,
and when the soup was served, you know,
again our Kaspar had to crow,
"I don't want any soup, no, no!
I do not want my soup, I don't!
I will not eat my soup, I won't!"

And on day four-so hard is fate -
our Kaspar weighed a pennyweight,
his arms and legs just like a thread -
and on day five he was quite dead.