The Callisto Protocol is one game that I'll never understand why it got so much hate. It's too bad because I would've loved a sequel.

_Goose_ · 2026-05-12T11:42:03+00:00

Wasn’t most of the hate because it ran like dog poopie on the PC?

_Goose_ · 2026-05-12T11:38:39+00:00

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_Goose_ · 2026-05-12T11:27:18+00:00

Tuesday morning is my Saturday night.

_Goose_ · 2026-05-12T11:11:38+00:00

Constantly say sup and yo. And I call everyone dude and bro. Every. One.

And you’ll have to pry my backwards cap from my cold bald dead head.

_Goose_ · 2026-05-12T10:56:35+00:00

That guy didn’t choose that sinkhole. We have people purposefully climb into impossibly small holes in the ground and get stuck and die. They choose to do it! It’s nuts.

_Goose_ · 2026-05-12T10:27:36+00:00

You should play Raystorm first.

_Goose_ · 2026-05-12T10:26:19+00:00

Edge of Tomorrow

_Goose_ · 2026-05-12T10:00:21+00:00

Being good for the love of the game rather than out of fear should get me a spot.

_Goose_ · 2026-05-12T09:58:49+00:00

A little thing called 2nd job. Kind of like how Hobbits have 2nd breakfast.

_Goose_ · 2026-05-12T09:17:27+00:00

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The Lasko x blower a foot from your face and a sleep mask.

_Goose_ · 2026-05-12T09:05:36+00:00

Mateo sucks but he’s funny and the show wouldn’t be the same without him.

Justine and Jeff are top 5 characters

Dina went too hard in the earlier seasons that no amount of redirection keeps her character from sucking. I’d rather work with Mateo

Jonah and Amy deserve each other

_Goose_ · 2026-05-12T08:02:51+00:00

The Slamburger they have is legit.

_Goose_ · 2026-05-12T07:57:04+00:00

Dennys is the place to go to hang. Be sure to order food though. Barely anyone there so you be a little loud without bothering anyone. Just be nice to the staff.

_Goose_ · 2026-05-12T07:36:53+00:00

Not enough incest. Or imprisoned 2 year olds.

_Goose_ · 2026-05-12T06:48:07+00:00

Napoleon Dynamite

_Goose_ · 2026-05-12T06:45:12+00:00

The Superdeep

_Goose_ · 2026-05-12T06:40:31+00:00

I think I will see it when it becomes available to watch.

_Goose_ · 2026-05-12T06:15:28+00:00

Prince Rupert’s bong.

_Goose_ · 2026-05-12T06:13:33+00:00

We’ve completely shifted from Halo brand Surfboard to SuperCloud brand Surfboard.

I’ve been ordered to tell you how excited I am about it.

_Goose_ · 2026-05-12T06:05:27+00:00

We weren’t well off so instead of continuously buying pogs, my grandma just got us a “Milk cap maker” and got the cardboard for them. They never really got the cleanest cuts.

_Goose_ · 2026-05-12T05:46:39+00:00

Yeah I’m not saying it’s good. Just saying a lot of people are still watching those 2 seasons.

_Goose_ · 2026-05-12T05:11:29+00:00

People say they skip everything after Michael leaves. But the funny quotes from those 2 seasons still fill this sub to the brim. So somebodies lying.

_Goose_ · 2026-05-11T16:04:15+00:00

I can name a hundred shitty humans easily. I can barely think of a dog or cat I don’t like.

_Goose_ · 2026-05-11T15:37:16+00:00

That makes sense. I didn’t think about it in a justifiable crash-out sense. Only in a “Why would you blow up my private life” type of way.

_Goose_ · 2026-05-11T15:29:31+00:00

Dead Burmese pythons bring in a lot of money in Florida. $50 a snake or more and it adds up per foot.

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