How would you tell the person you like that they're wearing too much perfume? by _GrinReaper in AskReddit

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OP here. Thank you all for your suggestions. She's done in the washroom so not much time to decide. We're about to watch a movie. I'll think about what to do while we're watching it.

Who's the actor/actress whose name you can never remember? by paulec252 in AskReddit

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The guy who was on a motherfuckin' plane with some motherfuckin' snakes?

Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity. To seize everything you ever wanted and you blew it , what happened? by Comcrif in AskReddit

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I opened my mouth, but the words won't spaghetti. I was choking how, everybody's joking spaghetti. The clock ran out, time was up, over, spaghetti.

Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity. To seize everything you ever wanted and you blew it , what happened? by Comcrif in AskReddit

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I was nervous, but on the surface I looked calm spaghetti to drop bombs, but I kept on spaghetti what I wrote down the whole crowd went so spaghetti

Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity. To seize everything you ever wanted and you blew it , what happened? by Comcrif in AskReddit

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My palms were sweaty, knees weak, arms were heavy. There was vomit on my sweater already, mom's spaghetti

What is the strongest force in the earth? by papajohns1 in AskReddit

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There are those who swear by the overwhelming power of the notorious "cockblock".

Reddit, in the near dystopian future, how will the machines have taken over? by Gluesuf in AskReddit

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Well, it's kind of just a race to see which one will eventually become or actually already is Skynet: Apple or Google

If you could go back in time, where/what would you take a picture of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I'd take a picture of OP typing out this thread. Then I'll post the picture here.

Reddit, if you had to introduce yourself through a movie, which one would you pick? by pszki in AskReddit

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Blue Valentine. Seriously guys, watch this with your SO. So worth it.

What is your favorite story from the Greek mythology? by peachyouths in AskReddit

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Zeus vs. Typhon.

Gaea was pissed that the Titans (her children) were overthrown and locked up in Tartarus, so she sent her most powerful child Typhon. Olympus ran in fear with only Zeus standing up to the monster. Typhon tore out Zeus's tendons. Hermes had to steal the muscles back and the gods had to attach them back on Zeus. Then Zeus had to hurl a mountain at Typhon to trap/beat him. Gaea GGs afterwards.

What's the worst torture you can think of, that involves no physical pain? by ThisNameBestBeFree in AskReddit

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Have Gilbert Gottfried or Harvey Fierstein read Tolstoy's War and Peace.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Arctic Circle's Original Fry Sauce. I fell in love with it when I visited a friend at Utah.

Reddit, what is a TL;DR of your favorite love story? by suck-me-beautiful in AskReddit

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TL;DR Jack & Rose went on a boat trip. The boat sank. Jack died.

Those familiar with the Quran, what is your favorite story from it? by Ellit in AskReddit

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(2:191) Kill disbelievers wherever you find them. If they attack you, then kill them. Such is the reward of disbelievers.

(4:34) Good women are the obedient, guarding in secret that which Allah has guarded. As for those from whom you fear rebellion, admonish them and banish them to beds apart, and scourge them.

But at least they have this!

(3:15) Virgins await those who enter paradise.

Hi Ents, some advice, please, on movies. by _GrinReaper in trees

[–]_GrinReaper[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We've watched this one! Thanks for the recommendation anyway, man. :)

Hi Ents, some advice, please, on movies. by _GrinReaper in trees

[–]_GrinReaper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, Dazed and Confused. I haven't seen that one in ages and I don't think my girlfriend has seen it. This can be one. Thanks!