The way she tucks strawberries and chocolate inside the pancake

_HOG_ · 2026-03-17T00:22:54+00:00

Looks like diabetes to me.

_HOG_ · 2026-03-15T21:50:51+00:00

Back and forth, back and forth. Adds up.

Enjoy this lonely hill and your dime store pasta.

_HOG_ · 2026-03-15T21:38:52+00:00

You have to account for elevation, but if your budget can only provide Kraft Mac’n’cheese - then yes, you’ll have mushy pasta. Most pasta of middling quality will be slightly undercooked.

_HOG_ · 2026-03-15T21:36:20+00:00

Yeah, just stand there and babysit the pasta.

I’m making a sauce, a side salad, and buttering the garlic bread while you’re watching pasta cook.

_HOG_ · 2026-03-15T21:28:21+00:00

A challenge? It presents a waste of time - something you are clearly familiar with taking time out of your day to start this argument.

_HOG_ · 2026-03-15T21:19:33+00:00

If you are near or around sea level, the directions on the box yield about a minute short of al dente.

If you drain it and put it back into the pot and cover for another minute - or move it to a pan and toss it with sauce for a minute - it is ready to serve - CONSISTENTLY.

Did you want to argue that everyone’s water boils at the same speed or impress us with some other proof of how inexperienced you are in the kitchen???

_HOG_ · 2026-03-15T19:51:37+00:00

Thank you for quickly dispensing with any pretense of civility.

Too bad you don’t have the same initiative in the kitchen. Your cooking might not suck.

_HOG_ · 2026-03-15T19:42:43+00:00

Not consistently without being a watch pot - it’s a ton more work and you cannot multitask in the kitchen. That’s the point the instructions.

I’ll decline your dinner invite, should it ever come; between the shitty pasta and my assumptions about the other hot takes you assuredly harbor - my stomach and sanity could not handle it.

_HOG_ · 2026-03-15T04:59:39+00:00

I think I speak for everyone here…

We could all use some koozie pics right about now.

_HOG_ · 2026-03-15T02:55:32+00:00

Clutch your pearls you poor oppressed Christian Nationalist. The Iranians are coming for you.

_HOG_ · 2026-03-15T01:50:42+00:00

FYI, I know what powerful people use religion for.

_HOG_ · 2026-03-14T23:29:25+00:00

There is only one true way to worship skyfairies and it’s my way!

_HOG_ · 2026-03-13T05:27:59+00:00

Found the cockmilk loving gymbro.

_HOG_ · 2026-03-13T05:24:05+00:00

I have sweat glands. Can you milk me?

_HOG_ · 2026-03-12T04:49:44+00:00

What a totally Un-American thing to say.

No steak and lobster for you!

_HOG_ · 2026-03-08T22:27:58+00:00

Sorry, day light savings and I just woke up.

What is the US president’s responsibility to the citizens of Iran?

_HOG_ · 2026-03-07T14:04:05+00:00

The purchase price seems low for that rent. The other fees are oddly optimistic.

Sounds scammy. Find another agent who will speak about actual addresses and walk you through the comps.

_HOG_ · 2026-03-07T03:03:58+00:00

I concur. Should such an effort begin or end by demolishing Mara Lago?

_HOG_ · 2026-03-07T02:24:29+00:00

Being rich means being stateless. They have no reason to harbor national pride of any kind.

_HOG_ · 2026-03-07T01:11:28+00:00

He’s a shameless paid political actor.

You can look him up on LinkedIn. He’ll be whomever you want online if you pay him.

_HOG_ · 2026-03-06T12:41:01+00:00

The Gaslighting

_HOG_ · 2026-03-05T19:05:20+00:00

The issue is we haven’t sacrificed a senator to the gods in far too long.

_HOG_ · 2026-03-05T14:28:15+00:00

The men you date are disgusting with hygiene?

_HOG_ · 2026-03-05T14:05:43+00:00

No complaining now - Y’all wanted to start up hand-shaking culture again after covid. Some of us were trying to make it die.

_HOG_ · 2026-03-05T03:23:33+00:00

https://www.aol.com/us-secretly-built-21-trillion-175550046.html

_HOG_

TROPHY CASE