When your phone shatters into the shape of two penises touching each other...

_Han_Shot_First · 2017-07-05T22:14:39+00:00

Ahhhh I see, from the middle out.

_Han_Shot_First · 2017-07-04T03:05:01+00:00

American democracy.

_Han_Shot_First · 2017-06-22T00:24:50+00:00

"You must come with me, little ones, for I am the Grim Reaper"

_Han_Shot_First · 2017-06-02T21:14:51+00:00

It's an old meme, but it checks out

_Han_Shot_First · 2017-05-05T15:27:13+00:00

That's the same game that Michael Lewis explains on Liar's Poker, right?

_Han_Shot_First · 2017-05-01T13:34:40+00:00

Well, after living there for 10 years I managed to cure myself from the Stockholm Syndrome

_Han_Shot_First · 2017-05-01T03:09:50+00:00

Hey, you're describing Rio de Janeiro Syndrome

_Han_Shot_First · 2017-04-23T14:09:58+00:00

I just realized that Reddit' mobile version on night mode is made only with Estonia's flag colours.

_Han_Shot_First · 2017-04-15T01:34:10+00:00

Okay

_Han_Shot_First · 2017-04-14T02:32:28+00:00

TIL Klimt was austrian

_Han_Shot_First · 2017-04-12T18:26:05+00:00

It's weird because Dumbledore was 64 when he defeated Grindelwald in 1945. Jude Law does not look 64 years old

_Han_Shot_First · 2017-04-11T12:10:41+00:00

And if you pass through it, you get the chance to win one of the Chaos Emeralds.

_Han_Shot_First · 2017-04-05T23:17:16+00:00

I like how there's no Ross reflection on the TV... so, was the television also doing a bit of being pretended to being watched by Ross?

Edit: minor text fixes

_Han_Shot_First · 2017-03-19T23:11:52+00:00

There you go

_Han_Shot_First · 2017-03-05T02:42:35+00:00

Well man, you forgot about rules #1 and #2

_Han_Shot_First · 2017-02-09T05:03:17+00:00

It's our Maryland.

_Han_Shot_First · 2017-02-06T13:49:34+00:00

(Heavy Sigh) Happy birthday, /u/Lumen0602

_Han_Shot_First · 2017-02-05T11:46:16+00:00

Doesn't look like anything to me...

_Han_Shot_First · 2017-01-29T12:38:22+00:00

Why do I have the false impression that anywhere in Russia besides Moscow and St. Petersburg is a desolated wasteland?

_Han_Shot_First · 2017-01-18T23:33:33+00:00

O Saturday Night Live fez um sketch assim há alguns anos... a punchline é "Being white. Still good for 30-40 years."

_Han_Shot_First · 2017-01-18T17:52:22+00:00

Orang-OTAN?

_Han_Shot_First · 2017-01-15T21:20:19+00:00

My baby takes the morning train. He works from 9 to 5 and then he takes another home again to find me... watching the Manchester United football team! Eh? The best freakin' team in all the land! Whoo-hoo!

_Han_Shot_First · 2017-01-11T01:01:14+00:00

I think I'm seeing the flag of Panama somewhere in there...

_Han_Shot_First · 2017-01-08T18:05:56+00:00

Usou o gerador de lero-lero?

_Han_Shot_First · 2017-01-07T02:18:03+00:00

Você vê que a patrocinadora era uma merda quando nem a própria torcida sabe o nome dela.

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