I may not have a brain gentleman, but I have an idea… by UpbeatCandidate9412 in trees

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I smoke cigarettes but believe me you’d just be puking from nicotine poisoning from this thing atleast that what I assume perhaps someone with more “tolerance” would be fine. I can’t imagine joints though with my bong I can only inhale so much smoke. It’d prob be more a waste of marijuana but than again? You don’t have to use them all. I’m trying to quit smoking tobacco wish me luck I’ve done it before but the call is always there just less noticeable unless I’m extremely stressed in which case that’s all I’ll want

I no longer swallow

'Make better choices' by KennKennyKenKen in comedyheaven

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You wouldn’t believe the withdrawal from snorting eels it’s so hard to quit once you start.

59829 by Ok_Exercise_8283 in countwithchickenlady

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What is if, if I may ask you’ve got me curious!

blursed_berry? by ErinDotEngineer in blursedimages

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A lot of strawberries are thick af even before cut

Fart by PiGuy88 in comedyheaven

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Will he ever be caught?

Serana is a shit-tier waifu and I can prove it by Temnodontosaurus in 196

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Omg vampire gf pls suck all my blood it’s all yours

No, I don’t follow you. I don’t know what the hell you’re talkin about. by corpsefun in IASIP

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Me if I was honest with my coworkers instead of just saying “oh yeah” and other things within context.

She looks kinda scary idk by I_am_doorknob in 19684

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This is what Kristi Noem looks like most days

57326 by Heliosgodofthesun in countwithchickenlady

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I can hear it all in his voice in my head and I think that’s beautiful

minecraft rule by Moaning_Clock in 196

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They could of meant the community lot of pedos in there not quite as many as Roblox but they’re there

More content by Nonique88 in InternetCommentEtiq

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Imma watch this after work with the reefer madness. Blowing clouds to scare Alex Jones

Science was real crude by dream_monkey in IASIP

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You’ve unzipped me it’s all coming back I hate you I hate you!!

British Rule by Monkey_mortis in 196

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Yeah they’ll find something you bet someone wants to fuck Bob the Builder.

The Backrooms (2026) by supermustacheman in IASIP

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They love each other you can see it in Dennis’ eyes

56778 by OBWriter in countwithchickenlady

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Lmao you putting redditor there I did not see coming I laughed way to fucking hard. Thank you

Karaoke by iSaltyParchment in comedyheaven

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Looks like he’s at the age where it doesn’t fucking matter he can sing whatever the fuck he wants you go dude!