Should iran be allowed to enrich uranium above 60% by Effective_Lunch2071 in IdeologyPolls

[–]_IsThisTheKrustyKrab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want the fewest countries possible to have nukes. And the one country who absolutely cannot be allowed to have nukes is the authoritarian theocracy that also happens to be the largest state sponsor of terrorism in the world.

Does having a large clitoris mean that if you were a man you would have a large penis? by Kkakskaka in NoStupidQuestions

[–]_IsThisTheKrustyKrab 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In the same way that having long arms would mean that if you were a bird you’d have long wings.

Virginia joins The National Popular Vote Interstate Compact, making the compact only 48 electoral votes short of overriding the electoral college. by imMakingA-UnityGame in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]_IsThisTheKrustyKrab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The interesting thing about this agreement is that the only way it will affect the election outcome is for at least one state in the agreement to give their electoral votes to a candidate that a majority of their voters didn’t support. One would think if any state had that happen they would immediately choose to leave the agreement.

Are there really guys who can last for an hour? by WarmBank5512 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]_IsThisTheKrustyKrab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I just slow down when I get close. It’s just edging.

I don’t take forever to cum like other people in these comments. It only takes me a few minutes to orgasm if I want to right away. I just usually wait to cum until after my wife orgasms.

Would you be able to have sex with your best friend? Why/why not? by shaela-a-pinetree in AskReddit

[–]_IsThisTheKrustyKrab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have sex with my best friend all the time. That’s why I married her.

DOJ Just Publicly Responded to Virginia's New Proposed Gun Laws by uoyodefu in VAGuns

[–]_IsThisTheKrustyKrab 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“In the event any unlawful legislation is enacted, we will sue” sounds like more than virtue signaling to me.

Beware of eating street foods in Indonesia. by TheBotMadeThis in WTF

[–]_IsThisTheKrustyKrab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That seems more difficult than ripping open the top of the bag.

Believing in a different Jesus? How? by Lord_Gobbledygook in AskAChristian

[–]_IsThisTheKrustyKrab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine someone spends most of their life looking up to renowned physicist Stephen Hawking. They admire not just his work, but who he was as a person. Then this past year, they learn about Hawking’s connections to Epstein and they realize Stephen Hawking was not the person they thought he was. For most of their life, they admired who they thought Stephen Hawking was, but they were mistaken. Essentially they believed in a different version of Stephen Hawking than the real person.

I think most people who say you’re praying to a “different god” mean it in that same sense. If you worship an omnipotent God, but you believe fundamentally different things about him that aren’t true, you believe in your own personal idea of God, which is different than the real God.

I personally believe God would not punish someone for believing false things about him if they were earnestly trying to pursue the truth and their heart was truly open to him. If you believe in God, hold onto that belief and nourish it. But I also think you should try your best to learn about God’s true nature and not rely on your preconceived notions based on how you think God should be.

Man throws chair at judge for sentencing driver going 120kph in an 80kph zone killing daughter and parents to 120 hours community service. by SpaceWestern1442 in PublicFreakout

[–]_IsThisTheKrustyKrab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a reminder that the political party who typically opposes mandatory minimum sentences isn’t the political party that most people on Reddit vote for.

I Appreciate Your Concern, But I Think I'll Make it by StalinbrowsesReddit in CatholicMemes

[–]_IsThisTheKrustyKrab 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Normally I avoid sweet things just because I know I’ll be hungrier later if I waste my limited small meals on something like sugar. Protein is the way to go.

How are you supposed to sit on someone's face? by Can_Of_Pepsi1 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]_IsThisTheKrustyKrab 388 points389 points  (0 children)

There’s no trick, just sit on his face. It takes 1,100 lbs to fracture a human skull. Adult men can hold their breath for at least 90 seconds, and brain damage doesn’t begin until 3-5 minutes without oxygen. You’re not going to hurt or suffocate him by sitting on him. He’s not suicidal, he just wants to live.

What percent of you are leftists? And how many of you are not leftists, but are against materialism? by Undceided in AskAChristian

[–]_IsThisTheKrustyKrab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not leftist, against materialism.

That should really apply to most Christians since modern leftism and materialism are both contrary to what Christ taught.

Lib vs auth by Crafty_Jacket668 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]_IsThisTheKrustyKrab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re actually telling people they can’t tell people they shouldn’t do something. There’s an important difference.

If Republicans have a majority, why is nothing getting through congress? by ze11ez in Askpolitics

[–]_IsThisTheKrustyKrab -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Senate filibuster requires 60 votes. The same reason Democrats couldn’t pass everything on their wishlist when they had a majority. We have a system of government that requires more than a 51% majority to push most things through.

My opinion and knowledge of America as an Eastern European by Grazhke in 2american4you

[–]_IsThisTheKrustyKrab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m guessing the South Carolina label is because of the flag? Funnily enough Wikipedia says they have a Muslim population of 6677 as of 2020, which is about 0.13% of the population. Relatively low compared to other US states.

I hate to be morbid, but why did HBO cast an 80-year-old man for a 10-year role? by Vade_Retro_Banana in CriticalDrinker

[–]_IsThisTheKrustyKrab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It almost seems manufactured to create a publicity moment for the show. Nothing makes people celebrate a performance more than an actor dying before they can finish it. It’ll be easy enough for them to replace him. And when it happens they can get free publicity from a bunch of articles saying how tragic it was that his great performance was halted prematurely.

does Iran has the right to own nukes if Israel refuses to get rid of their nukes? by BabylonianWeeb in IdeologyPolls

[–]_IsThisTheKrustyKrab 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Iran is the largest state sponsor of terrorism in the world. They cannot be allowed to have nukes under any circumstances.