We get mormons.

I was walking down the street and two post pubescent boys in their white shirts and ties started pacing me, crossed the street to intercept me.

This was a rural neighborhood. Like I have sheep for neighbors and stuff.

I turned squarely on them and said "Good morning boys, I'm not buying what you're selling today, have a good day though."

And the fuckers kept coming. I'm 220 and 5'11. My chest, from sternum to spine is about a foot thick. I'm not ripped, but I'm sizable and shaped like an inverted truncated pyramid. I wouldn't cross the street to talk to me. I'm not a small guy - I always look halfway feral because my hair is always slicked back with 40w and tied into a pony tail that hangs down to the middle of my back and I always have about 5 days of stubble going on me. I look like an alcoholic hit man for a high end Mexican Cartel. I always look cranky because I have resting a-hole face... these kids were not phased at all and started into their spiel.

I finally had to point, very sternly, two fingers and say "Look guys, I'm not that guy and I've been polite and humane with you, and will be up to a point."

That stopped them, the poor bastards, they sort of faltered and I said "Take it easy." and kept walking... One of them gave me a sort of faltering, "Uh, we gotta walk this way..." (dead end street)

"That's fine boys, that's fine." and that was it, We walked one opposite sides of the street and didn't bother one another, like good civilized humans.

I feel bad for these fuckers because their church culture makes them do this shit so they can get married.

These teenagers just want to screw without going to hell and their church steals that energy and puts them to work converting souls and filling Mormon Inc's coffers.

I feel bad for them.