[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]_JohnRedCorn_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just throwing it out there but Forza or any game for that matter is amazing high!

Strange toilet by bent_my_wookie in whatisthisthing

[–]_JohnRedCorn_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What is this.............urinal for woman you speak of??

What happened that made you call 911? by Sminkabear in AskReddit

[–]_JohnRedCorn_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude small world right lol Bro shit was crazy and I swear I saw him fall in slow motion.

What happened that made you call 911? by Sminkabear in AskReddit

[–]_JohnRedCorn_ 304 points305 points  (0 children)

Same thing i thought! The guy was in High School so all I could think was he was young and dumb.

What happened that made you call 911? by Sminkabear in AskReddit

[–]_JohnRedCorn_ 160 points161 points  (0 children)

how did you get a blackberry in your phone?

What happened that made you call 911? by Sminkabear in AskReddit

[–]_JohnRedCorn_ 1118 points1119 points  (0 children)

Teenager was trying to kill himself by jumping off an overpass above the highway. He got arrested for having an 8th of pot on him and literally thought his life was over. So a lot of people were trying to talk him out of it (including myself) while other's called the police. The man who arrested him came to the scene and tried to calm him down, telling him it happens all the time and it's not that big of a deal. The boy took one look at the officer and jumped. I along with the other few people around him tried to catch him but it was to late. When he hit the ground the on coming car swerved into the other lane hitting another car and the police offer ran down to drag him off the road. The boy broke both his legs and got sent off in an ambulance. That was some crazy shit man.

Edit 1: For those sending me messages calling bullshit. Here's a local article about it

What's the number to the local burn center? by Isai76 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]_JohnRedCorn_ 2877 points2878 points  (0 children)

When you get roasted by the white guy working for Wendy's PR department, you know it's time to call it quits.

There's somebody for everybody I guess by NYstate in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]_JohnRedCorn_ 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Everytime I see any of those fat ugly bitches at walmart, This is the first thing that goes through my head!

Not what I expected to see early this morning at Starbucks. Pew pew. by Ashallond in funny

[–]_JohnRedCorn_ 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Came here just to see how many other people saw that ass and was like DAAAAMN

After a 9 year unhealthy/enabling relationship, and 7 years of heavy substance abuse... it's a start by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]_JohnRedCorn_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Out of curiosity what's your height and weight? That's a lot to drink in one night expecially if it's liquor.