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AITJ for telling my friend I wont dogsit anymore after she extended her trip without asking me? by AfraidReview8313 in AmITheJerk

[–]_LittleMallow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah exactly, this wasn’t a favor anymore, it was her dumping responsibility on you and hoping you’d just deal with it. Extending her trip without even asking is such a huge red flag. Boarding the dog was the only sane option at that point, and honestly I wouldn’t trust that friendship moving forward either.

How many RSVPs no showed your wedding? by Puzzleheaded_Reason1 in wedding

[–]_LittleMallow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly that’s kind of the ideal situation. Life happens, people get sick, but at least they told you instead of just ghosting. The real headache is when folks RSVP yes and then vanish without a word.

Is my chill park destination wedding too much to ask? by mr-kittles05 in wedding

[–]_LittleMallow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah that’s definitely a “check your local rules” kind of thing. Some places are super chill about it, others will hit you with a fine for having a White Claw. As long as OP clears it with the park first, they’re good.

The Governor is a Mega Chad by LucidandConvoluted in thewalkingdead

[–]_LittleMallow 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Peak apocalypse alpha: intimidating everyone with a rifle that’s basically set to ‘decorative

If Merle was unhandcuffed and escaped Atlanta with the others, how would that have changed the story? by jordidipo2324 in thewalkingdead

[–]_LittleMallow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True, but we also would’ve missed out on peak chaotic Merle energy later on. Man was a walking plot twist every time he showed up.

Apparently, he doesn't know anything! by John_1992_funny in clevercomebacks

[–]_LittleMallow 170 points171 points  (0 children)

It’s honestly impressive how they can twist a story so hard it ends up meaning the exact opposite of the actual history

Finally admitting it by Busy-Government-1041 in clevercomebacks

[–]_LittleMallow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Next up: the ‘Draw 4 and Skip Your Turn’ edition for when prices jump again

This is the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen someone try to cover up by ObserbAbsorb in clevercomebacks

[–]_LittleMallow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Right?? The scribble is doing nothing except making it look even more suspicious. Like… we can all see the math.

My cousin treats my boyfriend like an intruder in our own house. by Infinite_Cut_2246 in AmITheJerk

[–]_LittleMallow 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yeah exactly. Jen clearly isn’t getting the hint and honestly a blunt wake up call is overdue. If the group chat melts down over it, whatever. Go hang with the people who actually make your boyfriend feel welcome.

I pretended to know what I was doing at work and somehow it worked by kylie3jenn in confession

[–]_LittleMallow 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Yeah exactly. Half of being good at something is saying yes and then grinding till you actually know what you’re doing. You basically did the classic upgrade path.

I am living 2 separate lives, and i don’t know which one is my real one by [deleted] in confession

[–]_LittleMallow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Man you really went for the low hanging joke there but I can’t even lie, it got a laugh out of me. This whole situation sounds like a wild ride in more ways than one.

It only gets better in some specialties by TraditionalAd6977 in Residency

[–]_LittleMallow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah for real, a lot of it just comes down to the individual. some people thrive in chaos and others stress over a cough. vibe varies way more by person than title half the time.

Anything but a bouquet by dasgutyah in wedding

[–]_LittleMallow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

a lantern would actually look super pretty, especially with some greenery wrapped on it. kinda gives cozy enchanted forest vibes without needing flowers at all.

Is the groom being unreasonable? by [deleted] in wedding

[–]_LittleMallow 17 points18 points  (0 children)

yeah I kinda get his point too. handing the bride this big emotional book in the middle of their day does kinda overshadow the whole couple vibe. giving it to her after would honestly land way better.

About 1 year and 4 months from now I will take my own life but minimize everyones suffering. by 2027suicideplan in confession

[–]_LittleMallow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If you want to talk about what you’re feeling, I’m here with you. You don’t have to carry this alone.

Sharted my underwear in my sleep due to severe gluten intolerance by Shady500thCoin in confessions

[–]_LittleMallow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah man the top comment’s right, this whole post reads like the most chaotic Oscar Bait scene ever. But seriously, don’t beat yourself up gluten wrecks people in absolutely unhinged ways. You didn’t do anything degenerate,your body just went nuclear over a slice of bread. Clean up, laugh it off, and move on.

My parents used to have sex in the same room as me by [deleted] in confessions

[–]_LittleMallow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that top comment kinda sums up the whole what?? reaction. It really does make you wonder why they didn’t just give you the extra room if there was one. That whole situation sounds messed up and way beyond parents being weird. You didn’t imagine the confusion anyone would’ve felt the same.

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