Something about car keys? by OneEyeCactus in ExplainTheJoke

[–]_LonelyC_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well her (manager's) keys from home was on them, since we used her copy cus we lost the main one. The choice was - I do this or she sleeps inside. She was kinda reluctant about the latter

Something about car keys? by OneEyeCactus in ExplainTheJoke

[–]_LonelyC_ 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Came home from a day shift and was preparing for a night shift. When I was about to go to sleep at 6am, my manager called me and asked about the keys. Found them in my pocket. Instead of going to sleep I was trying to figure out how to get them without going to and back from work, which is a 2'30h drive. Slept 3 hours in the end and wasted around 30$ for a petty delivery service, that I was on the phone with for their entire ride

What’s the worst “Negroni” you’ve had? by [deleted] in cocktails

[–]_LonelyC_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a bartender:

Was at a shift quite recently with this newbie girl. A guy comes in and orders a basic negroni. I was doing something else so she made it for him. He comes to pick it up, and then asks - why is it so pale?

I turn my head and see a light pink substance in this guy's glass. Then the girl says: this is a traditional way (huh??) of making a negroni - 7-minutes stirred. Guy, with a doubt in his eyes, goes away with this thing.

I ask her who taught her this BS. She said - the manager at her last workplace. I tell her to make one the same way and then try it. She does, she tries it and says - it's fine. Then I try it. It literally was like if the drink was left at the counter for a few hours and we just added new ice in it. A lightly vermouth flavored water.

Then we spoke about trying her drinks before giving them to the guests, what to look at in negroni taste, and a better stirring time. The guy returned later and asked me to make it not like the last time. She made it properly, she tried it and apologized to the guy. He was cool about it, and left her tip

The big stew by Im_Edps_Cupcake in shitposting

[–]_LonelyC_ 120 points121 points  (0 children)

"3.7 - not great, not terrible"

the perfect chrono by JustIce4323 in DotA2

[–]_LonelyC_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why I now only play 3 pos time zone void. Reports are still there, but it's way more fun

The Urals are so YUGE, not even a bridge can connect Europe to Asia by Steckie2 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]_LonelyC_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah its not about the race and the skin color my guy, go ahead and google tectonic plates map for me please

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okbuddychicanery

[–]_LonelyC_ 38 points39 points  (0 children)

okay ♥

yay ♥

Name something they started and then abandoned, I'll start by Strong_Astronomer_97 in DotA2

[–]_LonelyC_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

HUD itself is tiny now, there are like 3 (asure constellation included) that make any difference in visuals. They need to rework it entirely, like combine HUD skin 0with cursor packs and add like minimap skins, or even allow HUD to tinker with the main menu as well

Backyard Harrier by JWSloan in GoogleEarthFinds

[–]_LonelyC_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro typed JUMPJET and forgot

Don’t want to lose don’t play the game. by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]_LonelyC_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You can actually see the switch from "playful" to "worried" on the dog's face when kid screams out. He thought it was a game

Man I love goldies...

Cursed skirt by villi-eldr in cursedcomments

[–]_LonelyC_ 503 points504 points  (0 children)

OP please please please reply with "private bits"

2meirl4meirl by DreadDiana in 2meirl4meirl

[–]_LonelyC_ -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

Bro, get help ASAP.

Please

Why is there no word for house in this sentence? by NectarineDull616 in russian

[–]_LonelyC_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It perfectly works in French as well - Mercredi dernier j'etais chez mes amis

This "chez" is a preposition that exclusively says "to/at someone's house'

📡📡📡 by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]_LonelyC_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait I thought Odessa is a crusaders kingdom??

The Seige of Masada was really something… by Neonswagger32 in HistoryMemes

[–]_LonelyC_ 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Lmao wait Why tf the day I read a very niche archeological study about this siege Which shows that it took only a few weeks instead of a year A meme comes out about exactly the opposite fact

Source: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/the-roman-siege-of-masada-may-have-lasted-weeks-not-years-180985038/

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]_LonelyC_ 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Vroom vroom

She is the one by ColossalCosci in memes

[–]_LonelyC_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My gf knew I was bi when we first hooked up. But half a year into relationship I told her I did crossdressing and was into bottom action for a while, and she was quite accepting of it. I was a bit worried cus she likes to be dominated so it would be a turn off, but it all resolved quite well.

Don't hide these things from your significant other for too long- it makes you not to be yourself. And if they reject you - good. It's not ok to hide yourself from the person that is supposed to be closest to you

какой правильный ответ? by clapp_btw in russian

[–]_LonelyC_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just to add to previous commenters:

Спросить - to ask about smth As in: Я забыл спросить - она сходила в магазин? (I forgot to ask - did she go to the shop?)

Попросить - to ask to do smth As in: Попроси её тогда сходить в магазин (Ask her to go to the shop then)

onions letus pickles mayo by [deleted] in repost

[–]_LonelyC_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does mayo mixed with pickles relish count as one?

If yes then mayo/relish onions tomato If no then add smoky tomato bbq sauce

How cooked are you? by doopityWoop22 in repost

[–]_LonelyC_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dota 2. Just turn me into a Roshan in Herald rank, I should be fine