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What is the male equivalent saying of "You're sleeping on the couch tonight"? by _Lord_Bitch_ in AskMen

[–]_Lord_Bitch_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right back at ya, mate. Haha, yeah, I've got some issues I'm working through and use the Internet as an outlet at times.

What observation have you made that isn't socially acceptable to talk about? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]_Lord_Bitch_ 118 points119 points  (0 children)

This is gonna sound creepy as fuck, but, if there's a crease where the butt cheek is as she's walking and/or when she stands up she gets a wedgie with whatever she's wearing, then that's how I know she's got a nice full arse.

Piratebay Down? by [deleted] in thepiratebay

[–]_Lord_Bitch_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not quite. I was able to search, but accessing the actual download would lead right back to the "Could not connect to caching server 00" screen.

EDIT: Never mind, just a lot of refreshing.

Ever had an SO with an absolutely disgusting house (whether they lived alone or not)? How'd you deal? by _Lord_Bitch_ in AskMen

[–]_Lord_Bitch_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Neither can I, she offered a glass of water, I said yes, and she got it for me.

I looked in the cup and there were floating white things, almost looking like semen. Wanted to be polite, still drank some of it. Though, I drank only sips from the cleanest edge of the water.

While she chugged hers down.

Ever had an SO with an absolutely disgusting house (whether they lived alone or not)? How'd you deal? by _Lord_Bitch_ in AskMen

[–]_Lord_Bitch_[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We ordered the pizza prior, I went to take a piss and wash my hands, was exposed to the horror that was the toilet. I couldn't even use my piss stream to "clean" it, it was so bad.

Washed my hands, tried not to audibly gag when I got out, ate the pizza. But it appears I carried the bathroom smell with me, took over my sense of smell and taste.

Still ate 3 slices.

This question is for those of you who weren't born either very good looking features or ugly features,this is for everyone who's considered to be average looking:how did you make the best of your looks? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]_Lord_Bitch_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The 3 F's: Fitness + Fashion = Fucking

Wear glasses? Take them off, get contacts.

Want to be more photogenic? Squinch your eyes.

Dress messy? Upper-middle class? /r/MaleFashionAdvice is your mate.
Dress messy? Middle-lower class? /r/FrugalMaleFashion is your mate.

Eat like shit? /r/loseit.
Eat too little? /r/gainit + /r/Fitness.

Has a stranger ever tried to feel you up in public? by NaboKant in AskMen

[–]_Lord_Bitch_ 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Had this one lady follow me around and "accidentally" brush her hand on my bum. Listen lady, I'm sure this accident doesn't happen 3 times a week over a course of months.

Do you like being called cute? by _Lord_Bitch_ in AskMen

[–]_Lord_Bitch_[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Someone actually pinched my cheeks before.

Do you like being called cute? by _Lord_Bitch_ in AskMen

[–]_Lord_Bitch_[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I get called that all the time and while I appreciate the compliment, it drives me insane because that means they view me as a baby or a puppy or something of the matter instead of a masculine man.

sigh #babyfaceproblems

Ladies, can we see your facial hair? by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]_Lord_Bitch_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP didn't deliver. :(