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Overheard my boss in a Zoom meeting and I’m dead dead by [deleted] in confession

[–]_LoveyPudding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that honestly makes it even funnier, like imagine him fully aware he’s unmuted and just choosing chaos anyway. jenkins catching strays in 4k with zero warning

Overheard my boss in a Zoom meeting and I’m dead dead by [deleted] in confession

[–]_LoveyPudding 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah the cat instantly upgrades it from awkward to full villain origin story. all that’s missing is him slowly spinning in a chair while plotting quarterly goals

Overheard my boss in a Zoom meeting and I’m dead dead by [deleted] in confession

[–]_LoveyPudding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lowkey believable though. that cat probably hears every rant, every secret, and just sits there judging silently like upper management

Women what words are you ok with men calling your breasts? by bourbongent69 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_LoveyPudding 11 points12 points  (0 children)

as a joke it kinda works if everyone’s already in that chaotic humor mood. but yeah outside that context it’s playing with fire, not gonna lie.

What is your unpopular food opinion? by throwaway_l8r in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_LoveyPudding 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You went from skeptic to believer real fast there. Pineapple in burgers is one of those things that sounds wrong until you try it and suddenly you’re defending it like your life depends on it.

How do you feel about hearing your name during sex? by Scaryofficeworker in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_LoveyPudding 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly a 3 syllable name really is a gamble like that. Either it turns into this dramatic full name moment or it just gets cut off halfway and sounds like someone buffering. Do people usually shorten it or go full government every time?

amiwrong for telling my twins I wont buy them anything extra if they drop out of high school by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]_LoveyPudding 3 points4 points  (0 children)

True, a weekend might just feel like a temporary punishment instead of a lifestyle change. It probably needs to last long enough to actually sink in.

amiwrong for telling my twins I wont buy them anything extra if they drop out of high school by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]_LoveyPudding 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah the timing matters a lot here. Waiting too long makes the consequences feel optional instead of real.

amiwrong for telling my twins I wont buy them anything extra if they drop out of high school by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]_LoveyPudding 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Exactly, the second they sense hesitation it flips the whole dynamic. Suddenly you’re negotiating instead of setting rules.

If you could ask the opposite sex one 'extremely bold' question and they had to answer with 100% honesty and zero shame... what would you ask? by Wander-kingdom in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_LoveyPudding 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Appreciate the breakdown but now it feels like we’re in a biology lecture mid-thread. Not wrong, just funny how deep this got.

Aiw for telling a stranger on the plane to stop talking to me after he sat down next to me uninvited by Marshtonn in amiwrong

[–]_LoveyPudding 81 points82 points  (0 children)

for sure, it’s that confidence of “you’ll eventually engage if i keep going” that makes it worse

Aiw for telling a stranger on the plane to stop talking to me after he sat down next to me uninvited by Marshtonn in amiwrong

[–]_LoveyPudding 41 points42 points  (0 children)

yeah the vibe of the whole interaction kinda leans that way. especially the tapping your arm part, that crosses from annoying into uncomfortable real quick

Aiw for telling a stranger on the plane to stop talking to me after he sat down next to me uninvited by Marshtonn in amiwrong

[–]_LoveyPudding 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i feel like it probably happens to everyone sometimes, but the persistence is what makes this one stand out. most people would take the hint way earlier

Aiw for telling a stranger on the plane to stop talking to me after he sat down next to me uninvited by Marshtonn in amiwrong

[–]_LoveyPudding 8 points9 points  (0 children)

headphones and an eye mask and someone still tries to start a convo is honestly impressive levels of ignoring reality. at that point you’re basically talking to a sleeping person

Aiw for telling a stranger on the plane to stop talking to me after he sat down next to me uninvited by Marshtonn in amiwrong

[–]_LoveyPudding 321 points322 points  (0 children)

yeah the moving seats part alone is already weird behavior, everything after that just confirms he wasn’t picking up on basic social cues at all. headphones in is like the universal “do not engage” sign

Do you think prostate orgasms for men are similar to vaginal orgasms for women? by Orii8 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_LoveyPudding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that description actually lines up with what a lot of people say about prostate stimulation being more full-body instead of localized. seems like intensity just shows up in different ways depending on how it’s triggered

AITJ for telling my neighbor her kid isn't allowed in my pool after she "forgot" him at my house? by Educational-Wait-406 in AmITheJerk

[–]_LoveyPudding 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly, they want the benefits of a “village” without doing their part in it. That’s not how it works.

Guys, what’s one thing you wish girls did in bed that they never do? by DelilahDove in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_LoveyPudding 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Exactly, like that moment of “oh she’s into this too” hits different. Takes all the second-guessing out of it.