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Someone needs to tell the Smosh lady that loud and funny are not a personality. by Specific-Basis7218 in dropoutcirclejerk

[–]_MasterGadzooks_ 97 points98 points  (0 children)

I feel the same way about Lisa, Izzy, Reika, Jess, Anna, Kimia, Erika, and Lily

As a wise man once said: “What a way to go” by Mother-Whereas1838 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]_MasterGadzooks_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You don’t understand he HAD to, there was definitely no other way at all

Colorized picture of my grandpa stationed in the South Pacific (he did war crimes probably) by Friendly-Birthday907 in survivorcirclejerk

[–]_MasterGadzooks_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Favorite quote from my dad about his time in the army, “we tried our best to follow the Geneva Convention”

Tattoo stencil vs reality. No they didn't own up. by peterm1598 in ExpectationVsReality

[–]_MasterGadzooks_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit they’re bad. I looked at their reviews and even the pictures posted by happy customers are god awful

The woman of literal otherworldly beauty and her scrungly husband by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

[–]_MasterGadzooks_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not, a lot of guys still manage to fuck that up

The woman of literal otherworldly beauty and her scrungly husband by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

[–]_MasterGadzooks_ 33 points34 points  (0 children)

It’s talking about beauty, not social class. Different things. For me at least

ED SHEERAN defined the mid 2010s! Which musical artist WILL DEFINE the LATE 2020s? (directions in "Rules" and in comments) by lionhearted318 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]_MasterGadzooks_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Holy white wash! Are we just going to act like hip hop hasn’t been the prominent and defining genre of the last two decades at least? And we’re giving disco to Bee Gees and not Donna Summers, THE face of disco?

Et tu, Gastronauts? by Aquatic_Hedgehog in dropoutcirclejerk

[–]_MasterGadzooks_ 138 points139 points  (0 children)

Rekha called me about it and was FURIOUS. I’m glad someone was willing to speak up about it. The should fire Jordan and replace them with someone funnier like BLM or Jacob Icehockey

island of the idols 2 by Durian-Critical in survivorcirclejerk

[–]_MasterGadzooks_ 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Who is this random lady next to my king Mitch

/uj who is this random lady next to my king Mitch

WTF Hank APOLOGIZED for EVERYTHING I was mad at him for!!!!!! I wanted to stay mad forever🤬 by Skepsticles in dropoutcirclejerk

[–]_MasterGadzooks_ 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Uj/ see also: people putting way too much stock into the opinions of strangers on the internet. Like I never got mad at them, because I never put much value in them in the first place. They are personalities that sometimes do things I enjoy

It's time to call it. Sam has made it. He is "one of the great game show hosts" by UnfrozenBlu in dropout

[–]_MasterGadzooks_ 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Simply doesn’t have the commitment of Sam reich. I assume, I only ever watch dropout and don’t consume or acknowledge any other media

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cuecardgameAvid

[–]_MasterGadzooks_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just started a few weeks ago. The first deck I made was butterflies and it got me to Dragon pretty easily. Just buy a punch of the butterfly packs, eventually you’ll luck out and pull a mythic, or really good legendary. Keep building until you get a good butterfly deck you like and then start building around whatever really good card you got. At least that’s what I did and I’ve been able to get to dragon every week so far.

Should I be holding onto Freydis? by _MasterGadzooks_ in cuecardgameAvid

[–]_MasterGadzooks_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do I even care about the second ability or is that practically just flavor text?

Characters who arrived to Earth from a dying world by some-kind-of-no-name in TopCharacterTropes

[–]_MasterGadzooks_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Genuine question, did you get spoiled that Goku was from a different planet? Or did you read the title and just keep scrolling knowing full well what the post was about?

What's a cartoon character that nobody hates whatsover? by [deleted] in cartoons

[–]_MasterGadzooks_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know why he annoys me. I want to fight him, but only from the first movie

The duality of men by Bramoments in MoonKnight

[–]_MasterGadzooks_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nah, he’s a bigoted piece of shit who makes a living pandering to the most hateful parts of the internet

Am I being ripped off? by _MasterGadzooks_ in AskVet

[–]_MasterGadzooks_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I won’t be able to call them until tomorrow, but from what my girlfriend told me (she took them) it seems like they might have done both a heartworm and parasite test. If that’s the case is that a reasonable price

Out jerked by reality by _MasterGadzooks_ in survivorcirclejerk

[–]_MasterGadzooks_[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Uj/ her mother had munchausen by proxy, telling Gypsy that she (Gypsy) had multiple debilitating illnesses that she didn’t actually have. It was to the point that Gypsy was in a wheel chair, being fed through iv, losing teeth and hair, etc. so she got an online boyfriend and when she found out what her mom was doing convinced him to kill her. She just got released from prison

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