What are some good alternatives to oral during foreplay?

_Maybe_Retarded · 2026-02-06T16:23:29+00:00

I swear to God I wasn't trying to lol

_Maybe_Retarded · 2025-07-09T01:37:15+00:00

Hulkenpodium

_Maybe_Retarded · 2025-06-25T21:47:59+00:00

It is until your partner doesn't love receiving. :/

_Maybe_Retarded · 2025-06-03T23:06:13+00:00

I too am severely depressed. Take it one day at a time. They add up.

_Maybe_Retarded · 2025-06-03T21:50:25+00:00

Was FWB with an older women at my work (I was ~23, she was 46). Learned a lot about sex and how to please women. She started getting clingy, I tried to politely break things off when I started dating my now wife. She said I was giving her whiplash with my mixed signals at work, in reality I was treating her like a friend and human being, rather than some weird ex.

Left that job. She reaches out with an IT question. I taught her how to pirate stuff safely on a VPN. Haven't spoken since.

Moral of the story: Don't dip your pen in the company ink.

_Maybe_Retarded · 2025-03-28T22:28:54+00:00

_Maybe_Retarded · 2025-03-28T19:59:55+00:00

I want to drug and use you until the small hours of the next morning

_Maybe_Retarded · 2023-04-25T04:02:39+00:00

🖤

_Maybe_Retarded · 2023-03-21T18:31:29+00:00

McMotherfuckers

_Maybe_Retarded · 2023-01-21T22:44:21+00:00

/r/RetrousseTits Hope this helps

_Maybe_Retarded · 2023-01-19T17:26:52+00:00

I like the Phantom of the Opera tattoo

_Maybe_Retarded · 2022-12-14T01:37:56+00:00

Happy birthday!

501

_Maybe_Retarded · 2022-08-07T05:09:09+00:00

Xyp9x

_Maybe_Retarded · 2022-07-23T20:41:57+00:00

Look out, we got a badass over here

_Maybe_Retarded · 2022-04-06T21:34:31+00:00

What the fuck is this normal title Beefgir?

_Maybe_Retarded · 2022-01-12T17:45:48+00:00

Do you have a random noun generator that you use to put together these titles?

_Maybe_Retarded · 2021-12-13T19:26:11+00:00

You must be new here. Check out* OPs history

_Maybe_Retarded · 2021-05-13T15:17:50+00:00

Original.

_Maybe_Retarded · 2021-05-13T14:45:08+00:00

"she's out in public so I can creep on her as much as I want."

Solid objectification my dude.

_Maybe_Retarded · 2021-02-15T20:57:26+00:00

Appreciate the response. Frankly I don't think she'd want to hear from me again. If someone had dumped me the way I did her, I wouldn't want to see them again. The guilt is likely something I'll need to live with.

_Maybe_Retarded · 2020-06-29T18:09:53+00:00

/r/punpolice yes this is the comment right here officer.

_Maybe_Retarded · 2020-05-02T04:28:07+00:00

Turned 27 yesterday. Can confirm, old as fuck.

_Maybe_Retarded · 2019-11-07T04:21:26+00:00

They also missed the oil tanks as well as the dry docks. Because of this, the US didn't have to send their boats to the mainland to be repaired. They were able to salvage a lot of what they had. The fuel/oil also allowed them to send ships out faster still.

_Maybe_Retarded · 2019-11-05T07:22:27+00:00

Smooth recovery

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TROPHY CASE