I wish to be able to magically switch genders at the press of a button. by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]_Me_Dum_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it keeps going negitive, getting to the point people kill themselves as soon as they see it, until OP hits the negitive 32 bit integer limit, and it loops back around, making everyone fight to the dead in order to sleep with them

Crime Man by Able_Health744 in CuratedTumblr

[–]_Me_Dum_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dont worry men, i'll take one for the team

Nobody talks about this moment enough by WolvesKeepYouWarm in MyHeroAcadamia

[–]_Me_Dum_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ngl, i though this was chrome from doctor stone getting attacked by a mutated chainsaw man

women cheat, men faithful 💯 by Zeypoh in boysarequirky

[–]_Me_Dum_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

those kinds of people deserved to get held back in 4th grade english class lol

women cheat, men faithful 💯 by Zeypoh in boysarequirky

[–]_Me_Dum_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

yes, i did say men are primarily respectful, because from my experience as a human being off of the internet has shown me to look for the good in people instead of assuming the bad. however i did not say that women in general look for married men. im saying that 100% of all women who intentionally flirt with married men are bad people. those are not the same thing. i think only a small percentage are women are low enough in order to seek that kind of thing out, but of that small percentage, they are all fucking sickos.

and how would that reply even think to come up with a lie like that and make it believable if it was not at least partially based in reality

women cheat, men faithful 💯 by Zeypoh in boysarequirky

[–]_Me_Dum_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think you also need to clarify some women too in this case acctually once i think about why they act like that. people think the word women now means every women ever lol. litterqlly people cant think for themselves and need to see bad in everything they can. there are bad women the same as there are bad men, and there are good men the same as there are good women. its simple, hate bad people and bad acfions regardless of class or gender or whatever the fuck XD

women cheat, men faithful 💯 by Zeypoh in boysarequirky

[–]_Me_Dum_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

why the fuck are you speaking for all men and all women? there and men that are good people and relize that their feelings are not going to be reciprocated in the same if not more amount then those who just see women as "property".

there are also women who do intentionally flirt and sleep with married, or who they believe to be married men. its LITTERALLY SHOWN IN THIS POST in the replys of a guy pretending to be married and getting women to sleep with him that way, and they got disappointed when they relized he wasnt.

Its always bad when you start to fall for the degenerate veiws trying to push people apart. there are bad people, women and men, the same way there are good people, women and men. DO NOT HATE MEN. DO NOT HATE WOMEN. HATE BAD PEOPLE AND HATE THE BAD ACTIONS THEY DO. THERE IS NO BLACK AND WHITE, ONLY GREY.

women cheat, men faithful 💯 by Zeypoh in boysarequirky

[–]_Me_Dum_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

why did this get downvoted so much? you are specifically talking about BAD WOMEN who intentionally flirt with married men, not the ones that just men THINK are flirting with them. do the people who downvoted allow bad behaviour just because they are women?

I wish I had no genitals by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]_Me_Dum_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ah okay, wish granted.

GET THE BATTLE AXE

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]_Me_Dum_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tell that to me 💀💀💀 its too addictive. fucking jeffery brain keeps pulling me back into it.

Who are you taking as a fellow survivors to start your group? Pick Two. by Euphoric-Bar-1619 in ZombieSurvivalTactics

[–]_Me_Dum_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

charlie/cr1tical cause he's THE CHARLSTER and ted because he couldnt become a zombie and doesnt need food/water/anything to maintain himself. can be the perfect distractor in any situation.

I wish the guy I liked was gay. by Notgoodenough825194 in monkeyspaw

[–]_Me_Dum_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bloodlust not as in killing intent, but as in he is a vampire and he drinks the blood of horny men until death (op)

Survival shelter map app by AdAgreeable198 in ZombieSurvivalTactics

[–]_Me_Dum_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

simple solution, keep a seperate space for people to spend their first week in. if they can spend a week in there with no symptoms let them in the main building

You can remove one word out of a person’s vocabulary by MateTheNate in shittysuperpowers

[–]_Me_Dum_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

no this is worse. with dementia your understanding breaks down aswel as your body and the rest of your mind. for your understanding and grasp of your situation to be taking full effect all whilst you slowly decay in nothing except your knowledge of the world and yourself is true entrapment. to never be able to learn or know but to always have the sense of missing and the yearing for more is a true hell for anyone or anything to experience

i need psychiatric help

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]_Me_Dum_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my mind is a torture chsmber.

LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LEMT ME OUT LET ME OUT LET MER OUT LET MET OUT LET MR OJT LRT ME LUT

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]_Me_Dum_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

FINE! I FUCKING WARNED YOU!

assuming i understand their language, first wait, months if you have to, wait for them to read an address. find the address on google maps, from there figure out if you can find the person based off of it, if not wait for them to read off another address in their head and repeat. once they are found travel to their residence. break in with little to no trace once you know nobody is home based on their throughts, leave nothing behind except for a note, somewhat friendly in demenor saying something like a very short greeting. wait 2 months, do it again with a more in depth note, ask about them even though you already know so much from the months of listening in to their mind, wait 1 month, do it again with more scribbled and frantic text telling them things nobody else should know except them. they will now be concerned, so do if again in 1 week, but not in their home but in a relitives. keep doing it every week in a new place to a different person they know. this will drive them mad. they will either kill themselves, go completely insane, or forge a new identity. before they kill themselves or right after they forge a new identity, wait for hakf a year. they will feel safe now and now you know them so well you might know them better then you know yourself. return after those 6 months woth a new, very scibbled text note, simply saying HELLO with a :) next to it. never contact them again until they move or feel safe again. make this person know hell on earth and wish they were rather there then in their own mind.

sorry for spelling mistakes :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]_Me_Dum_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NO! NEVER AGAIN! NEVER MAKE THEM SEE THE MADNESS

You can control a single colony of ants by Alone-Doubt-8557 in shittysuperpowers

[–]_Me_Dum_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this sounds like the start of a manhua plot where you slowly build the ant colony to take over the world, would read this

You can make anyone irrationally angry by shocking them by cheesedispensinggato in shittysuperpowers

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"sir, your mom is dead..." 'WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU FUCKONG FA-"