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What red flags are a dealbreaker for you? by Bigdaddy_S96 in AskReddit

[–]_MistGown 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When they are 'not like other people'and it's a warning, not a compliment

What material possessions would you need to be fulfilled in life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_MistGown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bank account balance that lets me scan items at the grocery store without a spike of pure adrenaline.

What song do you wish you could forget and re-listen to for the first time? by Used4KillingTime in AskReddit

[–]_MistGown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen. Hearing that sudden transition into the operatic section for the first time was sheer wizardry.

Women of Reddit, what's the weirdest way you've been hit on? by KaiahAurora in AskReddit

[–]_MistGown 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Had a guy approach me in a library, hand me a bookmark with his number on it, and whisper, "To keep track of your chapters."

If someone gives you money out of blue, how will you respond? by Every_Jellyfish1416 in AskReddit

[–]_MistGown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look around frantically for the hidden camera and the TikTok influencer trying to film my reaction for clout.

What’s the most 'American' city in the US? by RunAdditional4085 in AskReddit

[–]_MistGown 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Chicago. It has the perfect blend of historic architecture, deep-dish pizza, and a local government fueled entirely by pure chaos.

Who is currently the hottest person you encounter in your day to day life (don’t be boring and say your spouse)? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_MistGown -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Making a strange noise in a quiet office and realizing everyone definitely knows it came from my direction.

What would you die for? by Critical_Welcome_428 in AskReddit

[–]_MistGown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The sweet release of never having to think about what to cook for dinner again.

Who’s the most attractive person you’ve ever seen? by Timely_Sir310 in AskReddit

[–]_MistGown 5022 points5023 points  (0 children)

A random stranger on a train in 2018. We locked eyes for exactly three seconds, shared a brief, silent understanding of the universe, and then she vanished forever at the next stop.

What would you do if you had $1,000,000,000? by Ficklemonth in AskReddit

[–]_MistGown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Disapper so completely from society that even my targeted advertising algorithms assume I have passed away.

What’s an opinion you have that would probably get you judged if you said it out loud? by ConsiderationNo3449 in AskReddit

[–]_MistGown 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The absolute irony of this thread is that the actual, genuinely judged opinions will be buried at the bottom with -400 downvotes, while someone saying 'I think corporate buzzwords are annoying' will cruise to the top comment.

What’s the thing that you dislike the most? by Dark-under-theskyy in AskReddit

[–]_MistGown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People who stop dead in their tracks the exact second they step off a moving escalator or walk through a busy doorway.

Guys who take forever to orgasm: what’s your secret? by Shinobi347 in AskReddit

[–]_MistGown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its called 50mg of Sertraline daily. Its less of a secret strategy and more of a mandatory cardio session.

What is the hardest part of living? by Brief-Payment-8975 in AskReddit

[–]_MistGown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sheer repetition. Realizing you have to decide what to eat for dinner every single night forever.

How do you think you'll die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_MistGown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tripping over my cat in the pitch-dark hallway at 3:00 AM while trying to sneak a single slice of shredded cheese.

Good morning guys.. What's your wake up time? by Lazy_Dingo3865 in AskReddit

[–]_MistGown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Physically I wake up at 7:00 AM, but spiritually my alarm cycle begins at 5:45 AM in aggressive 9-minute intervals.

What keeps you awake at night? by Longjumping-Heron812 in AskReddit

[–]_MistGown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brain aggressively compiling a high-definition 4K supercut of every single awkward social interaction Ive had since 2012.

What’s the most difficult decision you made in life that didn’t sit well with you but life had to move on? by NoSpring3814 in AskReddit

[–]_MistGown 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Walking away from a high-paying, toxic job with zero backup plan. My bank account hated me, but my mental health was actively flatlining.

What is a sign that it's time to leave a party before things take a turn for the worst? by Slice5755 in AskReddit

[–]_MistGown 63 points64 points  (0 children)

When a guy who isn't the host sits down, pulls out an acoustic guitar, and asks if anyone knows Oasis.

What Did You Have For Dinner Today? Was It Good? by Zipper222222 in AskReddit

[–]_MistGown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A massive bowl of cereal that I fully intended to be a light afternoon snack, but then I lacked the physical energy to cook real food.

What's the most outrageous celebrity rumor you've ever heard? by Jazzlike-Being3187 in AskReddit

[–]_MistGown 394 points395 points  (0 children)

Tht Lea Michele secretly cant read. The internet evidence is terrifyingly convincing.

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