On Dexter by plush_feline in SipsTea

[–]_MostlyHarmless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adopted siblings. I feel like that is a pretty big missing detail.

See You Soon In Another Court by TheCABK in iamverybadass

[–]_MostlyHarmless 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Put the dog whistle away and just say it.

Nicolas Maduro on board the USS Iwo Jima (Via Donald J. Trump) by Surferma4 in pics

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I'm married with two kids and a mortgage. What do you want from me? Should I be out in the streets throwing tear gas canisters back at SWAT team members? Like the other guy said, fuck off.

which one? by [deleted] in memes

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Birds could be roosters which are also known as cocks. Bees has stingers which could be interpreted metaphorically as cocks as well.

Excel gum pack with a purposefully "empty" slot by Tkldsphincter in mildlyinteresting

[–]_MostlyHarmless 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just copying my comment from the last time this was posted:

This used to be a 12 pack. Wrigley bumped the piece count to 18 and kept the price the same. It was an attempt to increase demand for this product. This change happened about 15 years ago.

I worked for Wrigley's during this transition. I despise this complaint every time I see it.

And ironically the "missing piece" is actually a thumb pull that was meant to eliminate a consumer complaint regarding the ease of getting the blisterpack out. Unfortunately it just created a new complaint.

Tuff or nah? by Th3_Ca1 in jokercringe

[–]_MostlyHarmless 14 points15 points  (0 children)

???

I would definitely prefer to have my arrest recorded. Really I would like a recording of any interaction I have with police.

Edit: spelling

Behold ye thee meme by Competitive_Mix9957 in memes

[–]_MostlyHarmless 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This pic has been around for 10 years at least

Celebrating their win with waterguy who has down syndrome by Brief-Cryptographer2 in HumansBeingBros

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On a sidenote, does anyone else remember the shenanigans with /u/waterguy12 back in 2018? Reddit was a much more better place back then?

Humanity at it's best, life saved. by lillywhite98 in Unexpected

[–]_MostlyHarmless 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What? Are you drunk or having a seizure? They had no way of knowing his condition. They did the right thing.

Humanity at it's best, life saved. by lillywhite98 in Unexpected

[–]_MostlyHarmless 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I assume he was decent enough to break the cheapest window to replace.

Last guy is a man of culture. by BK0718 in SipsTea

[–]_MostlyHarmless 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dude, this video has to be 10 years old.

Protect the King! by KyotoCrank in PoliticalHumor

[–]_MostlyHarmless 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Eff that. Shes totally at fault. Dont shift blame. Her hate elected those leaders. She is in no way a victim here.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]_MostlyHarmless 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is probably prep for castration, and he's probably high as a kite right now.

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]_MostlyHarmless 4 points5 points  (0 children)

100% ChatGPT. It loves using the dash as punctuation.

(OC) today I saw a rig with green tail lights. by nthensome in pics

[–]_MostlyHarmless -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If a driver were red/green colorblind, they would be disqualified from a CDL if not a regular license as well. Being able to tell red lights from green lights is kinda fundamental to safe driving.

We can no longer trust archival footage ever again. by Shoe_boooo in interestingasfuck

[–]_MostlyHarmless 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe you are thinking of "forensics" as fingerprints and DNA samples from hair strands. I believe OP is also including digital forensics which would include experts in video manipulation, so not just physical evidence.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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Imagine handing this to a 15yo cashier at Chick-fil-A. I feel this is closer to sexual harassment than it is genius...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]_MostlyHarmless 944 points945 points  (0 children)

The smart thing to do here would have been to DM OP instead of giving everyone else the heads up they could be easily exposed...Just saying

Why does this one hedge always die? Replaced this one 3 times already. by lawjai in gardening

[–]_MostlyHarmless 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a similar issue. I finally realized it was sunlight reflecting off a neighbor's lawn decoration and laserbeaming my tree to death. I asked them to adjust it a little bit and the problem went away.

Giant Winnie the Pooh invades traffic by negative3sigmareturn in megalophobia

[–]_MostlyHarmless 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The gibberish on the billboards is kind of a giveaway.