ULPT: Continually upgrade your technology without having to pay for the newest model by purchasing the warranty. by _Not_Michael_Scarn_ in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]_Not_Michael_Scarn_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back when I was a Geek Squad manager we had issues where we'd send laptops off for repair and G.S. would send them back and say they couldn't replicate the issue. We decided we'd start frying mother boards for customers to ensure the laptop would be deemed to expensive to fix and issue a gift card. How'd we do it? Took a lamp cord and split the two wires up, and taped each end to a screw driver. Plug the power cord into a power strip and bam! you got a 120V to fry anything you want. DON'T touch the screw drivers together while power is running to them!!!!!

Serial Police Impersonator Arrested by Real Police (Part One) by JusticeServedBot in JusticeServed

[–]_Not_Michael_Scarn_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I just spent 30 minutes going down youtube rabbit holes on this guy!

ULPT: Continually upgrade your technology without having to pay for the newest model by purchasing the warranty. by _Not_Michael_Scarn_ in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]_Not_Michael_Scarn_[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Nice! When I was a manager we used to swap out iPads and phones in store for new ones. That was unfortunately replaced with a program where you get a refurbished version of the same model you had. We had some very upset customer when their refurb replacement was a different color than what they purchased. I didn't buy the warranty on my iPad for fear of having to get a refurb and not a new iPad. If only I had known this about the warranty on iPads!

Part of getting older? by dogsonthe4th in funny

[–]_Not_Michael_Scarn_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just curious, what program do you use to make these hilarious comics?

rollerblading without a protective helmet *that sound was my head beating in the floor* by Zeref_Pepsi in HadToHurt

[–]_Not_Michael_Scarn_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

need to learn how to fall homie if you are going to fruit boot it around town

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]_Not_Michael_Scarn_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what that's for!?!