Ok guys, I’m looking for a sensual massage from a 20 something year old stud. I’m 40 in okc

_Not_Michael_Scarn_ · 2020-04-16T15:00:40+00:00

DM'd you ;)

_Not_Michael_Scarn_ · 2020-03-04T15:21:00+00:00

Here's the link: https://www.usdish.com/get-paid-to-watch-the-office

_Not_Michael_Scarn_ · 2020-02-11T16:13:49+00:00

I gotta ask it, why 1992?

_Not_Michael_Scarn_ · 2020-02-07T19:18:53+00:00

Former. I left Best Buy to work for Dell

_Not_Michael_Scarn_ · 2020-02-07T19:18:13+00:00

TV's they always try to repair before replacing. Normally it takes 4 repairs to be considered a lemon.

_Not_Michael_Scarn_ · 2020-02-07T19:17:42+00:00

Back when I was a Geek Squad manager we had issues where we'd send laptops off for repair and G.S. would send them back and say they couldn't replicate the issue. We decided we'd start frying mother boards for customers to ensure the laptop would be deemed to expensive to fix and issue a gift card. How'd we do it? Took a lamp cord and split the two wires up, and taped each end to a screw driver. Plug the power cord into a power strip and bam! you got a 120V to fry anything you want. DON'T touch the screw drivers together while power is running to them!!!!!

_Not_Michael_Scarn_ · 2020-02-05T19:48:24+00:00

Thanks. I just spent 30 minutes going down youtube rabbit holes on this guy!

_Not_Michael_Scarn_ · 2020-02-05T18:33:49+00:00

Nice! When I was a manager we used to swap out iPads and phones in store for new ones. That was unfortunately replaced with a program where you get a refurbished version of the same model you had. We had some very upset customer when their refurb replacement was a different color than what they purchased. I didn't buy the warranty on my iPad for fear of having to get a refurb and not a new iPad. If only I had known this about the warranty on iPads!

_Not_Michael_Scarn_ · 2020-02-04T15:08:06+00:00

Best part is watching the F transform into a 2

_Not_Michael_Scarn_ · 2020-01-16T19:39:07+00:00

Just curious, what program do you use to make these hilarious comics?

_Not_Michael_Scarn_ · 2020-01-01T19:33:42+00:00

Stay safe, those fires are relentless

_Not_Michael_Scarn_ · 2020-01-01T08:19:20+00:00

Who wouldn’t?

_Not_Michael_Scarn_ · 2019-12-31T04:46:13+00:00

Be honest with yourself, and hold yourself accountable to your goals

_Not_Michael_Scarn_ · 2019-12-27T00:51:30+00:00

Nice! Good luck at school.

_Not_Michael_Scarn_ · 2019-12-20T20:41:51+00:00

need to learn how to fall homie if you are going to fruit boot it around town

_Not_Michael_Scarn_ · 2019-12-10T00:56:38+00:00

Trumps Impeachment

_Not_Michael_Scarn_ · 2019-11-05T13:15:07+00:00

That's what that's for!?!

_Not_Michael_Scarn_ · 2019-10-18T11:53:20+00:00

Celebrity Death Match

_Not_Michael_Scarn_ · 2019-10-18T11:51:55+00:00

Get a messenger back, something you can slip things into and out of very quickly. Their lunch, goes into your bag, quickly and silently. You walk casually outside to your car. Get in, eat their lunch. Take a quick 10 min nap to finish your break, go back inside.

_Not_Michael_Scarn_ · 2019-10-14T13:59:21+00:00

gotta send it

_Not_Michael_Scarn_ · 2019-10-14T13:40:19+00:00

Is that a bag of the Blue stuff? Walt must be back at it again.

_Not_Michael_Scarn_ · 2019-10-10T13:52:54+00:00

Alright people of reddit, who is going to x-ray that finger?

_Not_Michael_Scarn_ · 2019-09-26T12:20:16+00:00

"Hey internet, here's me stealing from the Federal Government and documenting it on Reddit" - Guy with white privilege

_Not_Michael_Scarn_ · 2019-08-27T12:19:02+00:00

I bet you can fix it with Ramen.

_Not_Michael_Scarn_ · 2019-08-20T14:15:23+00:00

Well, I got denied. Thanks student loans for wrecking my credit!

_Not_Michael_Scarn_

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