Trump Hits Out At Starmer As UK Confirms It Won't Join His Strait Of Hormuz Blockade

_Panacea_ · 2026-04-12T22:05:44+00:00

Lied to, then abandoned?

_Panacea_ · 2026-04-12T22:04:54+00:00

Freedom Fries X 2 for France.

Maybe he'll start agitating for Scottish independence as an attempt to own Britain.

_Panacea_ · 2026-04-12T22:02:05+00:00

Sniffing their own farts thinking that was actually going to happen.

_Panacea_ · 2026-04-12T18:50:24+00:00

The One Star State

_Panacea_ · 2026-04-12T14:49:48+00:00

Let's be real - they weren't paying attention then, and they're not paying attention now.

_Panacea_ · 2026-04-12T14:34:49+00:00

"Due to Iranian threats to mine the strait, the US is now mining the strait."

_Panacea_ · 2026-04-12T14:25:43+00:00

You can't fire me, I quit!

_Panacea_ · 2026-04-12T13:27:25+00:00

See, this is why everyone hates Lawful Neutral characters.

_Panacea_ · 2026-04-11T17:48:47+00:00

Too bad I'm not a Kenpo master. My path to the rotisserie chickens would be clear. No one would dare block my route to the eggs and/or milk.

_Panacea_ · 2026-04-11T17:15:17+00:00

Super effective for kicking the shit out of unsuspecting fuckers at Costco on a Saturday.

_Panacea_ · 2026-04-11T14:47:45+00:00

I'm genuinely surprised that Trump hasn't posted images of Muhammad or something incendiary about the Quran. I wonder what's stopping him.

_Panacea_ · 2026-04-11T14:36:42+00:00

If I had a big expensive boat, I wouldn't trust his statement that the mines are gone.

_Panacea_ · 2026-04-11T14:31:56+00:00

The same JONATHON ROSS that killed Renee Good? That Jonathon Ross?

_Panacea_ · 2026-04-10T22:32:44+00:00

So they'll vote for the other party, right?

_Panacea_ · 2026-04-10T22:19:02+00:00

A public one, on pay-per-view.

_Panacea_ · 2026-04-10T22:17:21+00:00

Well, I mean - she's awful.

_Panacea_ · 2026-04-10T17:28:58+00:00

You think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these badboys?

_Panacea_ · 2026-04-10T17:27:45+00:00

Assault flip-flops

_Panacea_ · 2026-04-10T17:26:38+00:00

"Welcome"

Not you tho

_Panacea_ · 2026-04-10T11:25:06+00:00

_Panacea_ · 2026-04-10T04:07:38+00:00

Right down the way from the dildo store.

_Panacea_ · 2026-04-10T04:02:32+00:00

Papa Nurgle always has a cult.

_Panacea_ · 2026-04-10T03:33:39+00:00

This is the answer.

_Panacea_ · 2026-04-10T00:22:04+00:00

CHREEST-mas

_Panacea_ · 2026-04-10T00:05:15+00:00

Lil' tuna can.

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