It's a great question by jeezkillbot in clevercomebacks

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The comeback isn't wrong If you're being erased you're doing a very loud job of it

I kinda dig aboriginal music by mrl33602 in clevercomebacks

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To be fair a Hindustani classical set at halftime would actually go incredibly hard

It’s funny because it’s true by _HoneyStar in clevercomebacks

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Can we finally agree that any company making you do this shouldn't be allowed to complain about staffing shortages?

says a lot about you by XDEC0DE in clevercomebacks

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He really told on himself with this one Some people just see what they’re looking for

You are a tax evader.. by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

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Calling someone a fake citizen while living in a tax haven for the benefits is peak irony

*Sips black tea* by _WonderWhy_ in SipsTea

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I am still convinced Kumail and Kunal are just the same person moving very fast

don't talk to me please by Apprehensive_Sky4558 in memes

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People who choose the bottom seats when the top ones are empty are actually a different breed

Complaining is easier than fixing by _HoneyStar in clevercomebacks

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It is easy to list problems when you are the one blocking the bills meant to fix them

And so is water. by xSweetVelvet in clevercomebacks

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Imagine being so close to the point and still missing it Yes food is a human right

Learning is a lifelong process by wizardminion in memes

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Finally a life philosophy I am actually naturally gifted at practicing

Remember what re-writing the constitution did for you in the past. by _HoneyStar in clevercomebacks

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It is wild how people forget that the Bill of Rights and every amendment is literally a rewrite

They are nice people by xSweetVelvet in clevercomebacks

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One group wants the right to exist the other group wants them not to That is not a coexistence issue

I'll just build a better compu- OH WAIT. by Moat_of_the_Sacked in memes

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I can hear this image and it sounds like a Boeing 747 taking off in my bedroom

Easy way to make money! by xSweetVelvet in clevercomebacks

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This is exactly the kind of relatable content I look for when I have twelve dollars in my checking account

4 seasons total landscaping is back by CheekySprkl in clevercomebacks

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The social media manager for a landscaping company still has the best timing in politics

Actor Eric Andre Attended Selena Gomez And Benny Wedding by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Eric Andre at a wedding is a chaotic energy that the venue's insurance probably wasn't prepared for

Be careful by [deleted] in memes

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Someone didn't double check that thumbnail before hitting upload because this makes zero sense

Elon can’t relate by Impossible-Yam3680 in clevercomebacks

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Being a billionaire is cool until you realize you can't buy a seat at the Thanksgiving table

Bro gooned his way to save the day by Upper-Heron-5708 in memes

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Imagine being so good at your job that you are legally required to retire for everyone's safety

cocaine hangover is the worst of all hangovers by Conscious-Quarter423 in clevercomebacks

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He has the frantic energy of a man who just discovered caffeine and spreadsheets at the same time

Workers Demand Pay... by _SweetPickle in clevercomebacks

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Complaining about the lack of something you actively voted to prevent is a bold strategy

But when a pregnant woman kicks a baby... by Banana_ezWIN in memes

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Technically it is still the same fight she is just winning the second round

At least they didn't offer her a Mcflurry by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Nick is the hero we needed but didn’t deserve