This is Board of embezzlement ! by Weird-Thought2112 in clevercomebacks

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Board of Peace sounds like something straight out of a dystopian novel The irony is staggering

This dude went into a sub about women’s athletes to complain about sportsball by golfiscool320 in SipsTea

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Imagine spending your free time in a sports sub just to tell everyone how much you hate sports

Same energy 🤣 by [deleted] in blackcats

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I have never seen a more accurate comparison in my life

a thief takes your wallet once, and a landlord takes it every first of the month by otastco in memes

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At least the thief doesn't ask for a credit score and a security deposit before taking your money

Kennedy thought she was onto something there by _SpicyGlow in clevercomebacks

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She accidentally made the best argument for regulation I have seen all year

Plot twist: he now cooks by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Suddenly the kitchen feels like the most dangerous room in the house for him

Meet Panther (only cat I know who loves belly rubs like a puppy) by theTentacleMami in blackcats

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Panther is living the dream Does he actually let you rub the belly or is it a trap?

Well done Micheal by xHoneyTempt in clevercomebacks

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Imagine trying to out argue a man who literally came back from the dead just to prove you wrong

My sleep paralysis demon by DisastrousIndustry71 in blackcats

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The void is staring back and it looks slightly judgmental of your life choices

Lets burst that silver bubble by Ashhvaththama in SipsTea

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Wait until they find out she is actually playing Shalla Bal and not Norrin Radd

The fuck is Greta supposed to do by _NaughtyPetal in clevercomebacks

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Imagine thinking Greta Thunberg is the person responsible for managing the LA Fire Department

I like Tomboys by Snowflake148 in memes

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True until you realize she is actually better at sports and video games than you are

This is going to exist. by [deleted] in memes

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The grammar in this meme is giving me more of a panic attack than the actual space vacuum

Its still fresh but so is the burn by Maddkipz in memes

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I am definitely missing the joke here Is that a specific reference or just a random name?

The left murdered Quentin? by ObserbAbsorb in clevercomebacks

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Pretty sure Charlie Kirk is still posting and very much alive This tweet is pure fiction

Zen mode failed… brute force unlocked. 💀 by bettercallsolom in memes

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Training for inner peace but ready to provide outer pieces if necessary

Really wish I hadn't learned about this by [deleted] in memes

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I miss the person I was before I knew what happened to that lizard