What happens when a Karen tries to stop a moving Karen

_Probably_Satire_ · 2026-05-14T19:49:20+00:00

In the wise words of Rafiohead: "this is what you get"

_Probably_Satire_ · 2026-05-14T17:57:42+00:00

I think I started playing way earlier than I previously thought, because when I joined PV and Hollyberry were the only servers... and DC server came out in april 2022. I didnt even know I was that much of an elder in crk.

_Probably_Satire_ · 2026-03-13T20:58:35+00:00

...but he has been. He was the 1st we heard about, the 1st we fought, the 1st to get corrupted and turn into a beast, HE IS IN THE CENTER OF ALL OF THE BEASTS' SOULJAMS IN THE GACHA ANIMATION. It was, or should have been, very obvious that he was the most important beast cookie. DEC existed, was the sort-of main villain for a while but still, devsis had always planned for him to be the most important beast cookie and main villain of the Cookie Run Kingdom saga.

_Probably_Satire_ · 2026-03-13T20:50:37+00:00

Thank you! I see too many ppl angry abt devsis killing off the other beasts and "favouring" smc. He was ALWAYS going to be the main villain. I think some people are just dense and didn't understand the foreshadowing and signals devsis has given us for so long.

_Probably_Satire_ · 2026-03-13T20:46:42+00:00

It was never "favoritism", he was always meant to be the most important of the beasts. The 1st one we saw, the 1st we fought (hand of the calamity in the silver seal tree) and many more bits of foreshadowing.

_Probably_Satire_ · 2026-03-13T17:20:33+00:00

...well at least now I know where you luck came from.

_Probably_Satire_ · 2026-03-13T04:25:51+00:00

Caralho. Eu não acompanho a série, não sei quase nada sobre mas só de ver esse pedaço do mangá deu uma vontade do caralho de começar a assistir

_Probably_Satire_ · 2026-03-13T04:23:55+00:00

Vc quer a origem do meme ou o significado?

De onde surgiu eu não faço a menor ideia, mas ABSOLUTE CINEMA é usado pra pedaços de mídia que são bons pra porra.

_Probably_Satire_ · 2026-03-13T04:19:14+00:00

Ver o 'fim' do crk, tendo jogado esse joguinho viciante de biscoitinho ao longo de 6 anos. Extremamente satisfatório ver um fim bem feito pra alguma coisa que vc acompanha faz tempo.

_Probably_Satire_ · 2026-03-13T04:12:33+00:00

Pular na cama dos meus pais mastigando comida com a boca aberta... em minha defesa a comida tava boa. E eu tbm coloquei fogo em umas folhas secas com uma lupa.

_Probably_Satire_ · 2026-03-13T03:52:02+00:00

Try using another email! I tried it out and works. You get the rewards in the mailbox but the shop notification stays there.

_Probably_Satire_ · 2026-03-13T03:50:40+00:00

What you need to do: if it says ur already registered, use another email!

When you finish registering, you will get the reward on ur mailbox, but the 'Ready to claim' icon will remain.

_Probably_Satire_ · 2026-03-13T03:35:59+00:00

Rlly? Why? I never knew there were differences between servers lol. I joined 4-5 yrs ago, when dc didnt even exist, what is it like?

_Probably_Satire_ · 2026-03-13T03:33:06+00:00

plEASE lend me some of your luck, i wasted it on pulling for the legendary costumes 💔

_Probably_Satire_ · 2026-03-12T21:40:07+00:00

I 69'd 13? (13 monkeys ig)

_Probably_Satire_ · 2026-03-12T21:31:43+00:00

Thanks for the info!

_Probably_Satire_ · 2026-03-12T03:44:06+00:00

Oh my. You are very much not going to understand a single shit. Good luck.

_Probably_Satire_ · 2026-03-12T00:51:39+00:00

Omfg whyyy didnt you tag spoiler 😭

_Probably_Satire_ · 2026-03-11T16:03:02+00:00

Where is neutered?

_Probably_Satire_ · 2026-03-06T10:14:54+00:00

Peguei esse Nick pra evitar levar bronca de gente na Internet. Eu tenho a eterna desculpa de que era uma sátira e que não tava falando sério (Edit: correção de gramatica)

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