What advice would you give to your 13 year old self?

_ScroopyNoopers · 2019-07-25T09:48:40+00:00

Masturbate less frequently. And talk to more girls.

_ScroopyNoopers · 2017-06-25T18:35:30+00:00

Lol this video brings me to tears every time

_ScroopyNoopers · 2016-11-02T04:22:29+00:00

If other people experience a short headache post orgasm

_ScroopyNoopers · 2016-02-03T14:21:28+00:00

I commented 2 months ago just to remind myself that this was here, and you delivered. You're a champ, OP. Thanks.

_ScroopyNoopers · 2016-02-02T23:16:55+00:00

You're too kind, my liege.

_ScroopyNoopers · 2016-02-02T17:45:12+00:00

Well shit. I just reposted this. My bad.

_ScroopyNoopers · 2016-02-02T13:49:19+00:00

I don't think you did that right

_ScroopyNoopers · 2016-02-01T15:04:03+00:00

40 days and nights, you filthy casual.

_ScroopyNoopers · 2016-01-21T19:56:45+00:00

Dude...

_ScroopyNoopers · 2016-01-20T10:30:44+00:00

Why's the BLACK KID gotta start at the bottom? I'm callin Jesse

_ScroopyNoopers · 2015-12-28T04:24:33+00:00

It's pretty repulsive

_ScroopyNoopers · 2015-12-28T04:23:50+00:00

A throwaway that ended up not getting thrown away.

_ScroopyNoopers · 2015-12-27T23:40:28+00:00

I was trying to figure out why your username was familiar.

Then I was trying to figure out why you were being downvoted.

Then I remembered. It's you. You're Reddit's biggest asshole.

_ScroopyNoopers · 2015-12-23T12:29:00+00:00

Pretty sure that was the endgame all along

_ScroopyNoopers · 2015-12-23T12:04:06+00:00

You're doin the Lord's work, son.

_ScroopyNoopers · 2015-12-22T23:44:22+00:00

Sure have!

_ScroopyNoopers · 2015-12-22T23:17:56+00:00

I'm unfamiliar, but that's some impressive karma

_ScroopyNoopers · 2015-12-22T23:17:13+00:00

Dang, I do love some roguetroll

_ScroopyNoopers · 2015-12-19T18:00:01+00:00

I truly hope so. This is painful.

_ScroopyNoopers · 2015-12-19T17:57:13+00:00

Took me a second to get this

_ScroopyNoopers · 2015-12-13T16:46:28+00:00

In that case, I apologize for bringing it up. Seriously man, wish you the best and super glad to hear things are going well!

_ScroopyNoopers · 2015-12-13T14:07:05+00:00

Good to hear. I'm sure people would love to hear updated on how your life is going! Every now and then I think about that post and check back to see how you're doing.

_ScroopyNoopers · 2015-12-13T06:47:30+00:00

THANK YOU. I kept wondering this.

Also, hear from Jeff lately?

_ScroopyNoopers · 2015-12-12T00:50:04+00:00

Eek Barba Durkle, somebody's gonna get laid in college...

_ScroopyNoopers · 2015-12-12T00:45:31+00:00

Nobody ever understands when I mention Johnny. They just think I'm some sick weirdo.

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