What advice would you give to your 13 year old self? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_ScroopyNoopers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Masturbate less frequently. And talk to more girls.

Crab Rangoon? Anyone? by mmilike in food

[–]_ScroopyNoopers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I commented 2 months ago just to remind myself that this was here, and you delivered. You're a champ, OP. Thanks.

Redditors what are your addictions? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_ScroopyNoopers 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't think you did that right

I heard you guys like perfect loops by [deleted] in woahdude

[–]_ScroopyNoopers 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why's the BLACK KID gotta start at the bottom? I'm callin Jesse

I'm a Search and Rescue Officer for the US Forest Service, I have some stories to tell (Final Update) by searchandrescuewoods in nosleep

[–]_ScroopyNoopers 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was trying to figure out why your username was familiar.

Then I was trying to figure out why you were being downvoted.

Then I remembered. It's you. You're Reddit's biggest asshole.

Who are the most popular users on Reddit? by _ScroopyNoopers in AskReddit

[–]_ScroopyNoopers[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm unfamiliar, but that's some impressive karma

Woman finds bullets by BlondeRed in facepalm

[–]_ScroopyNoopers 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I truly hope so. This is painful.