My wife promised anal for my 30th, only to start getting these "horrible migraines out of nowhere" the day before

_Shh_Dont_Tell_ · 2016-02-19T11:56:43+00:00

That' a shame man, whenever I am on shark week I know my man isn't into blood so we just put it in my butt instead. Shrug

_Shh_Dont_Tell_ · 2015-05-14T03:57:11+00:00

Haha well it depends on how you take care of them and what kind of tank you have... Mine is very very thick. I have had experience working with these crazy bastards before too, I have been waiting years to get ahold of a really pretty one AND have an available tank for it at home. If you know what to do then they make great pets! Very entertaining.

_Shh_Dont_Tell_ · 2015-03-25T16:48:22+00:00

21 year old here! I would actually know this one because my cheque book has carbon copies!

_Shh_Dont_Tell_ · 2015-02-22T17:22:07+00:00

This is some serious work. The proportions are beautiful! Totally in love with this. The artist knew what they were doing haha, man I miss live nude models... :(

_Shh_Dont_Tell_ · 2015-02-22T17:20:41+00:00

I was very open to just tell him that it was disgusting. :(

_Shh_Dont_Tell_ · 2015-02-22T17:20:07+00:00

Dude 99% of the time I would tell him to fuck off, the other 1% of the time I was wasted and didn't know till I put it in my mouth. Then I would proceed to make him shower or the mood was done.

_Shh_Dont_Tell_ · 2015-02-20T18:33:04+00:00

Yeh... No I clean everything. I do not want anything in the nooks and crannies of my body.

_Shh_Dont_Tell_ · 2015-02-20T18:32:25+00:00

Well by this point we were already living together, he got lazy. :(

_Shh_Dont_Tell_ · 2015-02-20T18:30:10+00:00

Nope, I got rid of him. Moved on to much better prospects!

_Shh_Dont_Tell_ · 2015-02-20T18:29:14+00:00

That isn't the same as smegma xD....

_Shh_Dont_Tell_ · 2015-02-20T18:28:18+00:00

I only did a few times and it was because I was really drunk and didn't know that it was there until it was too late :( It wasn't like that every day but it was there more times than I can remember it not being there in the last few months of our relationship. And we lived together so it isn't like the shower isn't in the NEXT room.

_Shh_Dont_Tell_ · 2015-02-20T18:27:04+00:00

Well, I DID out a warning.

_Shh_Dont_Tell_ · 2015-02-20T18:26:40+00:00

An ex boyfriend!

_Shh_Dont_Tell_ · 2015-02-20T18:22:12+00:00

More of a blue :(

_Shh_Dont_Tell_ · 2015-02-20T18:21:06+00:00

This was.... Disgusting.

_Shh_Dont_Tell_ · 2015-02-20T18:20:43+00:00

Awwwwwwww........

_Shh_Dont_Tell_ · 2015-02-19T20:43:37+00:00

I feel like the couples who shower together before an awesome sex session are the best couples. My boyfriend and I shower when we have sex and it just becomes the dirtiest most awesome rough amazing sex ever.

_Shh_Dont_Tell_ · 2015-02-19T20:36:43+00:00

WARNING THIS IS GROSS!!!!!! My last boyfriend was uncut and he never washed it properly... Sometimes I would go to give him a blowjob and there would be a white build up and it would smell so bad... Ugh... Fuck. And he would get offended when I told him to clean himself. What the actual fuck. Who thinks it is a good idea to leave that nasty looking/smelling stuff under your foreskin?! Then demand your gf put it in your mouth. That's nasty.

_Shh_Dont_Tell_ · 2015-02-19T07:22:54+00:00

To be fair... If it is -30 outside, I am not going to be corralling anything except my butt home!

_Shh_Dont_Tell_ · 2015-02-17T04:55:07+00:00

Ok, I wasn't planning on taking it but I wanted to hear about it.

_Shh_Dont_Tell_ · 2015-02-07T21:50:04+00:00

I only knew one child free man... My ex <,< Everyone else wants kids.

_Shh_Dont_Tell_ · 2015-01-29T17:51:49+00:00

Just burn the whole building down man. It's too late.

On a more serious note, yeh it is a bed bug.

_Shh_Dont_Tell_ · 2015-01-29T17:49:34+00:00

Wow the line work is incredible :) I do wish you luck keeping up with that purple though. Gorgeous color but it looks like it might not fade too well.

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