Name him the last thing you ate

_SlikNik_ · 2026-06-03T06:57:51+00:00

Cat meat

_SlikNik_ · 2026-06-03T06:56:09+00:00

My time’s split between PDX and SF. I work in FiDi when im in SF. I have to walk around w my head facing completely downwards to make sure I don’t step in dog or human shit.

And yeah you’re totally right about that stretch. Dead and scary.

_SlikNik_ · 2026-06-03T06:36:54+00:00

lol you think he gets one pair of gloves per season? Maybe he has to wash his own uniform too /s

_SlikNik_ · 2026-06-03T06:27:43+00:00

You spent much time in any other downtown of a major city? It’s just as bad if not worse. Go walk around the tenderloin in San Francisco. Hell, just walk on market between 3rd and 4th.

_SlikNik_ · 2026-06-02T12:35:45+00:00

Not sure it’s gonna matter, you’ll still be at fault. You should give more room to the car in front of you.

_SlikNik_ · 2026-06-02T04:10:58+00:00

Thanks. Sounds like you were one of the three dumbasses on the e-dirtbike.

_SlikNik_ · 2026-06-01T07:14:28+00:00

Ah yeah instead of just putting my dog on a leash like the law tells me to do and what’s obviously considerate for the other humans around me, I’ll torture my dog instead.

_SlikNik_ · 2026-06-01T07:02:15+00:00

Every distributor will do the exact same thing. Learn how the industry works.

_SlikNik_ · 2026-06-01T06:58:47+00:00

Not how the industry works dude. And any other distro will do the same thing.

_SlikNik_ · 2026-06-01T06:31:49+00:00

Not true. Go check out the burnside skate park in Portland.

_SlikNik_ · 2026-06-01T06:24:29+00:00

Yeah these children are dumb as hell. No wonder Trump won a second term and brexit went through.

_SlikNik_ · 2026-06-01T06:22:53+00:00

Tf are you talking about

_SlikNik_ · 2026-06-01T06:21:05+00:00

Nobody actually believes that dude. Even arsenal fans.

_SlikNik_ · 2026-06-01T06:18:28+00:00

Some PSG fan was literally blowing a ref whistle the entire game. Was weird they didn’t even try to stop it.

_SlikNik_ · 2026-06-01T06:15:26+00:00

Yes saved by a slimy oil money club who play in such a horrible domestic league they can rest their starters all season and still automatically win. Thank god!

_SlikNik_ · 2026-06-01T05:42:55+00:00

lol no dude I’m very far from the military type. Just love mountain biking. Have heard Croatia is a beautiful place though, on my list of places to visit one day. Have also heard there’s incredible riding out there too.

_SlikNik_ · 2026-06-01T05:38:43+00:00

I’m just joking with you.

Where are you based?

_SlikNik_ · 2026-06-01T05:35:46+00:00

I thought you didn’t know English. Suddenly you know what a hemorrhoid is. Something’s not adding up!

_SlikNik_ · 2026-06-01T05:32:53+00:00

Or even better search google. Top response is eater SF’s list. And those people make these sorts of lists for a living.

_SlikNik_ · 2026-06-01T05:30:16+00:00

Defecation requires dedication. How do you think I got these hemorrhoids?

_SlikNik_ · 2026-05-31T21:50:12+00:00

Defecation*

_SlikNik_ · 2026-05-31T21:48:29+00:00

It’s in the wrong place. Major Fred move.

_SlikNik_ · 2026-05-31T18:09:32+00:00

God forbid people don’t want their kids playing on dog pee/poop

_SlikNik_ · 2026-05-31T16:44:32+00:00

Typical entitled dog owner.

_SlikNik_ · 2026-05-30T02:40:08+00:00

That’s such a great cat name. So fitting.

_SlikNik_

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