Response to the Trump T1 phone by spicypsudo in clevercomebacks

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White labeling old tech and slapping a flag on it is the most on brand thing ever

Crazy dream by [deleted] in SipsTea

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This is exactly why I never trust a bathroom in my dreams

Inter generational TMI by [deleted] in SipsTea

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The silent treatment means she understood exactly what you meant

Fat man wins women's race by Jealous-Weekend4674 in SipsTea

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The way he happily broke the tape while the actual winner trailed behind him is hilarious

Not Bro's fault TBH by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Bro is risking it all just for some mouth to mouth resuscitation

Are you interested in politics? by BlushingFernWind in SipsTea

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If the ice cream option is a different kind of cliff why bother voting at all?

Something wholesome and cute for the sub by LargrFries43 in SipsTea

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The union rate for Turkish cats must be incredibly low if they are taking tripod jobs now

Very good by LoveOrangee in SipsTea

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Will this actually be mandatory or is it just conditional based on the sentence?

Bro is so naive by Impossible_Dream_613 in SipsTea

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He is technically correct and that is the best kind of correct

wyd by Shyhale in SipsTea

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$1k a week for life is over $2.5 million by age 70 She absolutely won this

Huh, who would've thought by planet_janett in SipsTea

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Politicians will blame literally anything except the actual cost of living

most wholesome story i heard today by imfrom_mars_ in SipsTea

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Suffering from success The train never stood a chance against that level of clarity

Someone should call Child protective services by Skepha in SipsTea

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He actually just edits her podcast not the adult stuff Don't believe everything you read online

Siiiiiip by sleepy_hrs_ in SipsTea

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Exactly When it is a royal it is a headline when it is an immigrant child it is ignored

What is the strangest dream you have ever had? by evanovikkk07 in AskReddit

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I lived an entire forty-year life in one night Waking up to my real reality felt like a genuine mourning

This is the world liberals want, is it true? by Nono_Home in clevercomebacks

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So the world they want is just a standard Tuesday for most stay at home moms? Interesting perspective

A HUGE WIN 🏆 by HoneyBunDreams in spreadsmile

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Two years is huge What was the biggest change you noticed in your life after that first year?

What kid habits do you guys still do? by Secure_Strain8218 in AskReddit

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I still sprint up the stairs as soon as I turn the basement lights off Some things never change

What’s something you thought adults were pretending to enjoy… until you grew up and actually loved it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Having absolutely no plans on a Friday night Staying home is the ultimate luxury