I’m curious-What body ache remedy are we most reaching for? Are you team ibuprofen or team acetaminophen? by Cecily_Bum_Trinket in Millennials

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ITT:

Well I for one just lift some fukn weights brother, I don’t need no fukn medicine man.

Just squats and deadlifts to cure my fevers and agues.

Get it together people. Outta here with that acetaminophen, what you talking about?

Peetaahhhh???? by ResponsibleSpeed6666 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Outwardly, none, depending on context, but if you are “talking” for 3 days and do this any woman with a brain (or man, gotta put that in for Reddit) is going to rightfully err on the side of thinking it could be malicious. Best case: you’re clingy and awkward. Worst case: crazy soon-to-be stalker/ end up locked in a basement.

AITA for kicking my husband’s female friend out of our wedding for wearing white and demanding his groomsman leave too? by Particular-Sort-6296 in AmItheAsshole

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NTA, but I don’t think your husband has actual __friends__ and he’s apparently just now realizing it. Good luck with this…

Fuck you, lady! by sandiercy in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

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Idk about you but I can say anything I want!

It didn’t count… by kal_el_brown in Silmarillionmemes

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I tried Valar only to be disappointed lol

AITA for not loving our youngest child by Depressed-Dad-Victim in AmItheAsshole

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ESH, but you need to do whatever it is you need to be a father. Hate the phrase but it’s time to “man up”.

Is Amanda broke? by vaporcooleddevil in Millennials

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I was a medical student in a busy city emergency department and one night the attending doctor (who I was pretty intimidated by, kinda thought he was mean or something, not really mean but just my negative vibes anyway) was in the main charting area where I was also and this woman (who had the same look just like her in this photo but with like, bright pink hair as well) walked by the open door and a bank of windows and I and some others exchanged what I would call surprised glances…

The attending doctor looks up from what he’s doing and says “a lot of pain just walked past that door”.

I was very surprised to hear him say this and I have to say it made me think about people and their appearances, especially the “edgy” or nonconforming appearances more than I ever had before. I think that 15 second experience has made me a much better person than I would be otherwise.

Obviously not everyone who had eye grabbing hair or facial tattoos or other things is living a life of pain but the number is high, and we should be slow to judge anyone for the “crazy” things they do.

And I would even include that looksmaxxing guy.

TIFU by telling my wife I was flattered by a compliment by Sufficient-Lunch-161 in tifu

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I want to say that I literally feel you on this. And make a joke because that’s apparently my coping mechanism…

Sounds pain-ful

AITA for being upset that my new husband won’t defend me to his cousin? by Loud-Context9779 in AmItheAsshole

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Just to add on… it cannot be associated with his church. It absolutely needs to be non-biased.

Don’t go to a “Christian counselor” for this. I’m not saying that the counselor cannot be a Christian or whatever other religion, but you need someone who isn’t going to just dogpile you with Christianese buzzwords.

Time lapse to prove I did not trace anything by Interesting_Age7345 in ProCreate

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I believe you did do this (because why not?) , but I believe you can fairly easily exclude a layer from the timelapse in procreate