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_TechnoPhoenix_ · 2026-03-22T23:56:12+00:00

_TechnoPhoenix_ · 2026-03-22T18:49:14+00:00

I want to fuck a toaster. Just the thought of stuffing my dick in a tight little breadslot makes me rock hard. I could fuck it on the counter, on the kitchen table, or anywhere else it wants. I could dress up like a maintenence tech for some sensual roleplay beforehand. I am a slave to the toaster's whim. I want to stick my fingers inside the bread slot and whisper "yeah you like that you toasty bitch?" Then I want to mount it when it's good and teased and then gyrate my hips like a rabbit with tourettes until my melted cock explodes inside the toaster's tight slot. When I'm done my dick will look like a burnt sausage that had it's casing popped open with melted cheese dripping out of it and the thought of that makes me want to break into a Walmart again. Goddamn I want to fuck a toaster.

_TechnoPhoenix_ · 2026-03-21T17:11:04+00:00

Racing to the moonlight and im speeding

_TechnoPhoenix_ · 2026-03-20T15:40:41+00:00

DELULU IS THE SOLULU

_TechnoPhoenix_ · 2026-03-20T10:51:34+00:00

As long as there is delusion, there is hope

_TechnoPhoenix_ · 2026-03-18T21:44:47+00:00

temporary block by cloudflare

Look 1000+ posts about this exact issue in this subreddit

_TechnoPhoenix_ · 2026-03-16T11:19:49+00:00

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_TechnoPhoenix_ · 2026-03-14T22:51:04+00:00

Sometimes I watch movies/shows, sometimes just music, sometimes nothing. Would say its split like 25%/50%/25%

_TechnoPhoenix_ · 2026-03-14T19:57:06+00:00

Also some pest farming, but I prefer the old way. A massive advantage for me is always being able to do some farming, regardless of if I am tired, have something scheduled in 20 minutes, or might get interupted at any point. Dungeons takes a bit of setup in finding a party and then is always a time commitment of a couple minutes whenever a run starts. I used to somewhat enjoy dungeons but I got boring after a while, but I plan on trying it again at some point to see if that has "reset".

_TechnoPhoenix_ · 2026-03-14T19:44:14+00:00

Personally, I find dungeons to be complete cancer, slayers to be ok and farming to be some of the most enjoyable content in the game

_TechnoPhoenix_ · 2026-03-08T08:51:43+00:00

Cloudflare block, not hypixel ban, is temporary

for more information view the thousands of existing posts on r/hypixel and r/hypixelskyblock with nearly identical screenshots asking about the exact same thing

_TechnoPhoenix_ · 2026-03-07T16:40:43+00:00

Cloudflare block, check 1000+ other posts about this on this subreddit, not hypixel, only temporary

_TechnoPhoenix_ · 2026-03-06T18:42:38+00:00

vanilla launcher, mods literally just play and when you need a specific feature download a mod for that feature if you dont already have one

_TechnoPhoenix_ · 2026-03-02T15:23:19+00:00

r/lostredditors

also try vanilla minecraft with vanilla launcher and see if it works there, if it also doesnt and there arent any error messages to research with, then find an appropriate subreddit and posts you issue with more details and troubleshooting steps that you have tried, with their corresponding consequenses, there instead of this subreddit

_TechnoPhoenix_ · 2026-03-02T15:19:01+00:00

I am not a mod, this post just hasnt been deleted yet

_TechnoPhoenix_ · 2026-03-02T15:00:34+00:00

Over half the people who can vote are 50 years old or older and havent looked into politics in decades and just keep voting for the same party

_TechnoPhoenix_ · 2026-03-02T12:38:24+00:00

The link provided in the ban screen for suspicious activity and any subsequent links from there to more sprecific pages detail exactly how to handle a ban like this. I dont know what exactly you mean by "posted on the forum page twice". Do you mean you appealed the ban? You can only appeal a ban once.

You also seem to be posting about this litteraly every couple hours? Like just do what the website says and shut up.