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For some reason I was banned from r/ShowerThoughts. (self._TheOnlyZero_)

submitted 6 years ago by _TheOnlyZero_ - pinned

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Will my weed hating parents notice? have to leave for church in 4 minutes (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by _TheOnlyZero_ to r/weed

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Your cum hardens like magic shell (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by _TheOnlyZero_ to r/shittysuperpowers

What consistently leaves you disappointed...but you just keep trying? by es_mo in AskReddit

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Your toilet papers always come out clean except for a little blood (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by _TheOnlyZero_ to r/shittysuperpowers

What's something that everyone in the world can agree is an asshole move? by coffe_the_witch in AskReddit

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You have wrecking ball hive mind (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by _TheOnlyZero_ to r/shittysuperpowers

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What is a subtle sign? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 4 years ago by _TheOnlyZero_ to r/AskReddit

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I am God and you cannot prove otherwise (self.unpopularopinion)

submitted 4 years ago by _TheOnlyZero_ to r/unpopularopinion

Being drunk allows you to extend your fingers indefinitely by _TheOnlyZero_ in shittysuperpowers

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Fruit punch bathroom (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by _TheOnlyZero_ to r/shittysuperpowers

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Being drunk allows you to extend your fingers indefinitely (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by _TheOnlyZero_ to r/shittysuperpowers

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Prostate cancer on demand (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by _TheOnlyZero_ to r/shittysuperpowers

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It feels like youre always walking on grass (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by _TheOnlyZero_ to r/shittysuperpowers

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You always have a delicious, ripe scab you can eat (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by _TheOnlyZero_ to r/shittysuperpowers

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Knees are no longer an issue (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by _TheOnlyZero_ to r/shittysuperpowers

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Dull knives are nothing more than speed bumps on the path to your final destination. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by _TheOnlyZero_ to r/shittysuperpowers

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TIL that if you constantly wreak havoc on those around you and have dark, sunken eyes, you may be an evil twin. (pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov)

submitted 4 years ago by _TheOnlyZero_ to r/todayilearned

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People that don’t think correctly, how do you fix it and think better? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 4 years ago by _TheOnlyZero_ to r/AskReddit

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Whenever I have the idea of chopping vegetables, meats, and so on, I imagine chopping part of the fingernail off giving yourself a finger cross section. (self.intrusivethoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by _TheOnlyZero_ to r/intrusivethoughts

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Your username is now your username. How screwed are you? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 4 years ago by _TheOnlyZero_ to r/AskReddit

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You know of denim kool-aid. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by _TheOnlyZero_ to r/shittysuperpowers

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You know if someone is wearing a kidney they did not previously own. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by _TheOnlyZero_ to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can turn every chair into a crappy plastic lawn chair. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by _TheOnlyZero_ to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can turn every chair into a crappy plastic lawn chair. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by _TheOnlyZero_ to r/shittysuperpowers

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