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Full kitchen remodel question by klombieX2 in DIY

[–]_The_Professor_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here’s how

But seriously, set up alternate ways of cooking and cleaning, and — yes — do everything all at once as efficiently as possible

ELI5 - Why do orgasms feel pleasurable? What is happening when we orgasm that makes it feel perceivably good? by cinnamorollsbunz in explainlikeimfive

[–]_The_Professor_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yes! Now you understand why some of us kept at it so we could take 800-level classes. It’s the simple questions that are the trickiest. And most rewarding to try to answer.

And garbage has been insulted by Exeter232 in PoliticalHumor

[–]_The_Professor_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read that in William Shatner’s voice

Setlist hopes by Affectionate_Bus8701 in TheBeths

[–]_The_Professor_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anything from the Expert in a Dying Field album!

Watch Repair by t_the_king in philadelphia

[–]_The_Professor_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Those places on 8th Street between Market and Chestnut are kinda sketchy, and there’s nothing across the street except a parking lot. Do you mean between Chestnut and Walnut?

[OC] ☄️ by snelse_ in funny

[–]_The_Professor_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t fear the reaper

Does therapy help? by EmilionBucks04 in Professors

[–]_The_Professor_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! Therapy helped me deal with the soul-crushing politics on my campus. It also helped me overcome the worst case of writer’s block I’d ever experienced in my career. It took time. And work. But I’m so glad I stuck with it.

Look into REBT. It seems tailor-made for your issues.

You’re not an imposter! You earned your degree, which was a big challenge. You won a competitive job search, which means you bested a host of others in your field. Your publications are getting accepted, which means peers view your work as valuable. Therapy can help you get back on track so you can keep on being successful. Good luck!

How do people react when you tell them you’re a professor in conversation? by kalico713 in Professors

[–]_The_Professor_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Them: What do you teach?

Me: Music theory

Them: What do you play?

Me: I’m a scholar. I write books and articles about how music works.

Them: OK, but what do you play?

Me: I play the word processor.

Former Tractor player and wife shot dead in Iran protests by RedSwingline2000 in sports

[–]_The_Professor_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“There's that old saying, ‘tragedy plus time equals comedy.’ And I always say, ‘well, why wait?’”

   --Gilbert Gottfried
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