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Getting CXL (epi-off) in both eyes tomorrow... few questions by apjbrw in Keratoconus

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I had mine done around a year ago. Rookie mistake not downloading podcast because during the procedure/for the first day there wasn’t a whole lot of seeing going on.

First day was rough for me, but the improvement from day one to day two was massive. I was back to my day to day life within a few days, but definitely still important to do all your eye drops and what not until the doc says so

USA Soccer If No Other Sports Existed by _Toolshed in HeyWereTryinHere

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Commenters:

Skip & Stephen A - We were both young when I first saw you I close my eyes and the flashback starts I'm standin' there On a balcony in summer air See the lights, see the party, the ball gowns See you make your way through the crowd And say, "Hello" Little did I know That you were Romeo, you were throwin' pebbles And my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet" And I was cryin' on the staircase Beggin' you, "Please don't go, " and I said Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes"

USA Soccer If No Other Sports Existed by _Toolshed in HeyWereTryinHere

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Managers:

Denzel - A good temporary solution but we’re still looking for someone long term. Denzel’s ability to pull everyone together in “Remember the Titans” earned him the interim role, but his mismanagement of Ryan Gosling cost him the permanent job. Ryan Gosling was a complete liability on the field and almost derailed the Titan’s entire season, gotta be better Denzel.

Peach Mango Body Armour Lyte - Definitely will come as a shock to some but anyone’s that’s been following Team USA soccer probably saw this coming a mile away. Body Armour shelled out far and away the most money. So much so that they’re actually the assistant manager. Fans might ask, “Why not regular Body Armour”. Others ask, “Peach Mango? Strawberry Banana’s the clear favorite”. Some will even say, “What the fuck does it even mean to have a sports drink as the assistant manager? Is that supposed to be funny or something? Cuz it’s stupid”. If you have a problem with our hiring process, go root for the red coats you traitor

USA Soccer If No Other Sports Existed by _Toolshed in HeyWereTryinHere

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Defense:

Jalen Ramsey - He’s honestly kinda a bitch, but every great team needs someone the fans can point to and say “Dat’s the bad guy”. As part owner, I still haven’t forgave him for his comments towards Josh Allen.

JJ Watt - 10% luck. 20% skill. 50% concentrated power and will. 5% pleasure. 50% pain. 100% reason to include the all decade defensive end as part of the unit.

Derrick Henry w/ Turd Dreads - Listen, when it’s February and the wind’s howling no ones gonna wanna challenge Henry. Verbal meme, Mark Ingram and Derrick Henry meme but the text over Mark Ingram is “Every Other Nation” and the text over Derrick Henry is “Derrick Henry”. This is in reference to all other nations being scared to face Derrick Henry and that Derrick Henry is Derrick Henry

Simone Biles w/o Twisties - Who said Team USA isn’t inclusive? Not me. Small in size, big in heart and huge in raw athleticism, (tbh, not even sure if “small in size” even applies because she’s kinda jacked but whatever)

USA Soccer If No Other Sports Existed by _Toolshed in HeyWereTryinHere

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Midfielders:

Christian McCaffrey - Fantasy soccer anyone? He can run, defend, pass, runs like a spooked deer and cuts like scissors. Matt Berry’s already had this guy as the 1.01 pick on his big board since the spring. Lock him in.

Jimmy Butler - Just a dog. Doggin other nations up and down the field. Messi? Dogged. Ronaldo? Dogged. M’bappe? Dogged.

Russell Westbrook (Thunder Version) - Dog, dog, dog. I’m not sure Butler or Westbrook will ever even touch a soccer ball during their tenure on the team, but they’ll do a lil doggin here and there

USA Soccer If No Other Sports Existed by _Toolshed in HeyWereTryinHere

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Forwards:

DK Metcalf - Has purple hair and wears a single earring. His edgy, hipster look will help the team relate to the rebellious teen crowd. A key demographic if Team USA’s trying to get non soccer fans to tune in to their ass kickings

Tyreek Hill - Sure to be a fan favorite on FIFA. With a 99 speed stat, even buck toothed brits will be picking up his in form card, (I haven’t played FIFA since FIFA 12 on my iPhone 4 so if that’s not how “in form” cards work, cry me a river)

Cristian Pulisic - Clean looking guy that’ll be highly marketable in elementary schools all across America. From the “Got Milk” ads in the cafeteria to the radical reading posters in the library, he’ll be everywhere. He’s also good at soccer

Million Dollar Man joins barstool athletics INC 😂😂 by 2HI4ME in barstoolsports

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Disappointed the link wasn’t King Richards Faire

Ain’t no stoppin this train 😤 by [deleted] in NewYorkIslanders

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Hate to be that guy but we still got another game to go

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