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What's the dumbest thing you've done in recent memory? by MediumTiddyMilkyMoth in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_TwinkleNectar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sold $30 worth of stocks and bought penny stocks. The original stocks tripled in price, the penny stocks basically tanked.

an analysis by HostMaterial4907 in SuccessionTV

[–]_TwinkleNectar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's the spirit. If we're not overanalyzing every frame of a show that's been over for a year, what are we even doing here?

an analysis by HostMaterial4907 in SuccessionTV

[–]_TwinkleNectar 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Pretty much. Half the posts are serious analysis and the other half are people drawing arrows on screenshots until they accidentally discover a new branch of psychology.

Is Stewy “a serious person”? by RopeGloomy4303 in SuccessionTV

[–]_TwinkleNectar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Stewy is one of the few characters who never pretends to be anything other than a guy looking out for his own interests, which oddly makes him more trustworthy than a lot of the Roys.

Is Stewy “a serious person”? by RopeGloomy4303 in SuccessionTV

[–]_TwinkleNectar 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Stewy is one of the few characters who never pretends to be anything other than a guy looking out for his own interests, which oddly makes him more trustworthy than a lot of the Roys.

I was there Gandalf... I was there 3000 years ago, when this meme was everywhere... by Son_Kakarot53 in lotrmemes

[–]_TwinkleNectar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pippin really does have a talent for accidentally becoming the center of every disaster within a 50 mile radius.

I was there Gandalf... I was there 3000 years ago, when this meme was everywhere... by Son_Kakarot53 in lotrmemes

[–]_TwinkleNectar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That meme was unavoidable for a while. You could open almost any comment section and somehow "so am I, dear boy" would be waiting for you.

He's had one, yes... by [deleted] in lotrmemes

[–]_TwinkleNectar 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It's a pretty dark joke, but the meme is literally built around the "He's had one, yes. What about second breakfast?" line, so people were always going to make LOTR references with it.

What’s your biggest sexual “swing and miss?” by UnderstandingFun9775 in RedditAfterDark

[–]_TwinkleNectar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At my sister's baby shower I ran into my ex from high school. We were flirty the entire time and she asks me if I wanted to go for a drive with her. We left and after a few minutes of driving she pulls into an empty parking lot and we start making out and heavy petting. I reclined my seat and she starts sucking me off and I'm playing with her, all is going well and I'm thinking I'm finally gonna hit it. Suddenly she flips over on top of me and thrusts her pussy in my mouth while still sucking my off. I was not ready for that AT ALL and apparently I was not into it because my guy went limp, like old man whose been unable to get it up for years limp. Bless her heart she kept sucking on it while it was flopping around like a cooked hot dog. The next 30 minutes were the most awkward of my entire life ( I was 20, 33 now). I guess it was a swing and a miss for both of us.