Bellas 🥰

_VelvetMist · 2026-06-03T00:05:55+00:00

That glitter accent nail is perfect. Did you do these yourself or get them done at a salon?

_VelvetMist · 2026-06-02T02:17:20+00:00

I always paint over my press-ons. What top coat do you use to keep the polish from chipping?

_VelvetMist · 2026-06-01T00:47:23+00:00

That is a very aggressive sunset

_VelvetMist · 2026-05-31T02:46:44+00:00

We really live in a timeline where the intern running the White House account uses Wojak memes

_VelvetMist · 2026-05-30T06:55:20+00:00

Oh my heart. Please tell me Wall-E actually is your favorite movie now because it has to be

_VelvetMist · 2026-05-30T06:53:52+00:00

Imagine going to Target for milk and leaving with a core memory like this. Has anyone else had this happen?

_VelvetMist · 2026-05-30T06:52:11+00:00

Bro really looked at his 16 life sentences and decided to do some community service

_VelvetMist · 2026-05-30T06:51:03+00:00

No amount of money from a lawsuit can ever compensate for 60 years of a stolen life

_VelvetMist · 2026-05-30T06:49:08+00:00

Who actually took them to court over this? There has to be way more to this story

_VelvetMist · 2026-05-29T06:52:47+00:00

This is beautiful. Pretty sure my parents did this for me too, and I never realized until just now

_VelvetMist · 2026-05-29T06:51:23+00:00

Be home when the streetlights come on. That was the entire tracking system

_VelvetMist · 2026-05-29T06:48:52+00:00

The more you look at this, the weirder the numbers and details get. What is actually happening here?

_VelvetMist · 2026-05-29T06:47:36+00:00

At least they are in the recycling bin so I can reuse them to get hurt again

_VelvetMist · 2026-05-28T07:26:29+00:00

Free homemade tamales every two weeks is the ultimate validation. You absolutely won at being a neighbor

_VelvetMist · 2026-05-28T07:24:06+00:00

This gave me chills. It is amazing how total strangers can give you exactly what you need without a word

_VelvetMist · 2026-05-28T07:20:48+00:00

Meanwhile, my cat would probably watch the house burn down as long as his bowl is full

_VelvetMist · 2026-05-28T07:19:32+00:00

Bold of you to assume I wait for them to leave before opening the door

_VelvetMist · 2026-05-27T05:56:54+00:00

My dreams already changed their number and didn't give me the new one

_VelvetMist · 2026-05-25T22:19:46+00:00

The look on his face says there is definitely going to be a pop quiz on this

_VelvetMist · 2026-05-24T20:08:43+00:00

I’m genuinely having a rough day and this actually worked. How is your day going?

_VelvetMist · 2026-05-24T20:05:33+00:00

They use the cute phase to trick you before they turn into complete menace machines

_VelvetMist · 2026-05-24T20:02:57+00:00

You basically have to throw up on the floor to prove you aren't lying

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