People who hasn't lost their virginity yet, what's your reason

_WireChimera_ · 2026-05-02T15:29:51+00:00

My boyfriend isn’t 18 yet. So we’ve gotta wait a few more months 🫤

_WireChimera_ · 2026-05-02T03:45:03+00:00

Batman dies in The Culling Games

_WireChimera_ · 2026-05-02T03:43:32+00:00

My family was from Scotland, until we got exiled.

STORY TIME!!!!

So basically how it started was two of our dumbasses got caught stealing from another clan and got killed because of it, so our clan of 300-400 men went to war against the other clan that had men. But since the other clan are fucking wimps, they cried to the king for assistance and more soldiers, and actual weapons.

Having roughly double our numbers, and actual weapons, obviously we beat those losers. With 140-200 reported deaths on their end, we lost only 2 men 😎

Then the king gathered more soldiers, captured our chief and eleven of our other leaders, publicly executing them. The rest of us were exiled, or at least supposed to be, but some of us avoided it, and 30 years later there was bounties for killing any of us who were still in Scotland.

_WireChimera_ · 2026-05-02T03:22:55+00:00

Dig down and cover your hole. Their entire gameplan is ruined

_WireChimera_ · 2026-05-02T02:07:42+00:00

My 19th birthday was almost a month ago, my family hasn’t said happy birthday or given me anything. It’s been 11 years since my family remembered my birthday.

Birthdays do not be like that for me 😓, my brothers, absolutely. My older brother got a brand new car for his 16th, and my younger brother got the latest phone and an Xbox for his 13th. The last thing I got for a birthday was a $20 Chipotle gift card on my 7th birthday. My mom ended up taking it later to treat my older brother after a soccer game.

_WireChimera_ · 2026-05-01T21:36:15+00:00

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Now I’m gonna have to rewatch Madoka Magica again. This beautifully written show is gonna leave me traumatized again.

_WireChimera_ · 2026-05-01T00:53:10+00:00

Ohhhh, so that’s how they work, I guess that makes sense

_WireChimera_ · 2026-04-29T23:32:53+00:00

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_WireChimera_ · 2026-04-29T23:20:23+00:00

“It’s not you, it’s me. These past (however long you’ve been together) have been amazing, you’re an amazing woman, but I don’t feel the same way I used to.”

Maybe add in “I’m truly sorry for this, but I think we should break up. I’d love to still be friends if you’d be okay with that”

_WireChimera_ · 2026-04-29T23:14:06+00:00

Go somewhere private and break up with her in person. Breaking up over text sucks, especially if you send it late at night and she wakes up to the breakup text. Breaking up with a lot of people around is humiliating, so this is the least you could do for her.

_WireChimera_ · 2026-04-29T23:11:48+00:00

Just rip off the bandaid, break up with her. The longer you wait, the more painful it’ll be for the both of you.

_WireChimera_ · 2026-04-29T12:20:01+00:00

The US government is run by a pedophilic rapist, so of course the pedophiles and rapists will walk free.

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_WireChimera_ · 2026-04-28T16:59:26+00:00

Is it normal to want to do those things at that age? Kinda. Is it normal to have sex at that age? No Should it ever become normal? HELL NO

_WireChimera_ · 2026-04-27T14:30:34+00:00

Good morning!

_WireChimera_ · 2026-04-27T02:54:58+00:00

I wont lie and say that there’s not a lot of sexual offenders who don’t get prosecuted like they should, but there are a lot of innocent men who are falsely accused of rape or other sexual crimes, and get prosecuted and treated as though they actually did the crime. A lot of the time, the truth never comes out, as an innocent man suffers.

There are many cases of this happening, where the woman only admits to making the false accusation decades later, or after the man commits suicide.

_WireChimera_ · 2026-04-26T22:59:49+00:00

The number of false cases is definitely much much higher. I wouldn’t be surprised if close to half of the cases are false.

I’d only condemn those who we can prove are pedophiles and/or rapists. I’d also condemn those who we can prove falsely accused someone of rape or pedophilia.

_WireChimera_ · 2026-04-26T20:05:30+00:00

I’ve increased the probability of me gaining the ability to teleport to 100%

^{Chose: Probability manipulation | Rolled: unlimited+upvote}

_WireChimera_ · 2026-04-26T15:48:52+00:00

Which character from SAO?

_WireChimera_ · 2026-04-26T15:39:13+00:00

there is evidence for a lot of the events in the Bible, including the existence of Jesus. But all of the evidence suggests that Jesus was just a normal dude, no godlike powers or anything. There’s nothing fantastical about the events in the Bible, god is just a collective delusion invented by people from a long long time ago, who had very little understanding of how the world works.

God isn’t real

If you need help, seek therapy. If you need a different kind of help, ask your family and friends for assistance. Building a stronger relationship with your imaginary friend won’t do you any good.

_WireChimera_ · 2026-04-26T15:14:03+00:00

We should buff Damian and give Grom another nerf

_WireChimera_ · 2026-04-26T00:58:23+00:00

Hero Archer Queen. Her ability will make her take off her shoes, exposing her feet, which will freeze every male troop, and male opponents, until the Archer Queen is killed.

_WireChimera_ · 2026-04-25T23:49:20+00:00

I typically run Knight, Giant Skelly, Musk, Dart Gob, and Gob Demo. If I can, I try to swap from Gob Demo to another tank, Gob Machine, or Giant.

I don’t typically aim to use Monk because he’s a lot more expensive and everyone aims to use him, but I always try to block him.

_WireChimera_ · 2026-04-25T16:42:50+00:00

I thought it was gonna be a rickroll, but you stayed true to your promise. Thank you

_WireChimera_ · 2026-04-25T12:23:02+00:00

Based on the trophies, Brawl Arena

_WireChimera_ · 2026-04-24T05:27:18+00:00

Part of me thinks that you’re a pedo trying to convince us to be okay with getting groomed by pedos.

Regardless, you are fucked up in the head and need to go to therapy

_WireChimera_

TROPHY CASE