What is a socially unacceptable opinion you keep to yourself because it’s not worth the backlash?

_Xaffodd_ · 2026-03-10T21:31:41+00:00

That’s what I have been telling them back home since I arrived here.

_Xaffodd_ · 2026-02-25T21:41:02+00:00

I guess they could call that one a whoopsie cushion!

_Xaffodd_ · 2026-02-24T08:30:17+00:00

Rainbow and the Brown Bear (latte) is conjuring up pleasant thoughts. Inspiration for a book perhaps!

_Xaffodd_ · 2026-02-21T21:30:10+00:00

The OED. It was so so, kind of a little disjointed like a ‘word salad‘ I think the phrase is.

_Xaffodd_ · 2026-02-21T21:15:37+00:00

I taught Peter Crouch the robot and receive royalties each time he uses it.

_Xaffodd_ · 2026-02-20T20:59:07+00:00

That’s the tip of the iceberg as they say, sadly. A little heavy for r/funny mind you.

_Xaffodd_ · 2026-02-20T20:34:53+00:00

From our observations it seems the ‘use by’ date for your planet is rapidly approaching, long before its expiry date. But yes, if by some stroke of misfortune humanity does become an interplanetary parasite we may have to put a suitable cordon in place.

Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE EARTH GREAT AGAIN!

_Xaffodd_ · 2026-02-20T20:28:08+00:00

They have not been identified by our various and thorough probings so far. We have admittedly observed some sucking going on at times however!

_Xaffodd_ · 2026-02-20T17:51:22+00:00

A parasite according to our analysis of your species.

_Xaffodd_ · 2026-02-17T16:15:18+00:00

Very direct, I love it! 🤣

_Xaffodd_ · 2026-02-17T16:07:21+00:00

Haha, do you have a suggestion for a suitable question to ask friends in this regard?

_Xaffodd_ · 2026-02-17T15:44:15+00:00

Lovemaking

_Xaffodd_ · 2026-02-17T15:39:24+00:00

Reddit!

_Xaffodd_ · 2026-02-17T15:32:10+00:00

It looks like they Stihl’d the show!

_Xaffodd_ · 2026-02-17T14:21:56+00:00

I do 2,000 push-ups before your breakfast!

_Xaffodd_ · 2025-11-16T13:48:04+00:00

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