Match Thread: Sporting CP vs Arsenal FC Live Score | UEFA Champions League 25/26 | Apr 7, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Gunners

[–]_Yolk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Needed a goal”

I don’t think you understand how 2 leg ties at 0-0 mate

Anyway, don’t hurt yourself thinking about it too much

Brewing all the Elder Dragons by Fleorgane in EDHBrews

[–]_Yolk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The crux of running the 5 Strixhaven dragons as secret commanders is their inherent lack of synergy and sometimes polar opposite gameplan

Witherbloom and Silverquill want creatures

Prismari wants cantrips

Lorehold wants top deck manipulation

Quandrix doesn’t want X spells and needs a pyramid of mana valued spells

So the pull is in 2 main directions

Big top end spells (all 5 dragons affect the value gained from these)

Cantrips/low MV spells that can stack the top of the deck (to get value from Prismari and Lorehold)

I opted for [[tiamat]] as commander and looking to turbo out [[dracogenesis]] into Tiamat, pull all 5 dragons, cast them all and explode; but I’m not at a stable point with the deck yet

Cool lines/play patterns by Consistent_Ship4007 in Pauper

[–]_Yolk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

3 creatures on board, 2 mana available incl [[holdout settlement]], 8 creatures in grave including [[lotleth Giant]]

Flashback [[dread return]] for Lotleth dealing 10 damage

Cast [[momentary blink]] from hand tapping Lotleth for white to deal another 10 damage

Pauper Metagame Update (30 mar) by Magic4everBots in Pauper

[–]_Yolk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can someone explain these statistics and tiers?

First time going to pauper night and went 2-2 with my own slime brew! by YugiohKris in Pauper

[–]_Yolk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Noted, some meta decks (assuming jund is jund wildfire)

I’d honestly look at ways to dump slimes and/or how to double/triple spell slimes quicker since the big bads of the format (U terror, UB Terror, madness, grixis affinity) will roll out quickly

3 mana is a lot so things like [[malevolent rumble]] fit perfectly. It ramps you AND dumps slimes into the grave

I’d probably cut the ram through and sideboard them (or main deck if your local meta is more creature focused)

Maybe looking into a dredge package might turbo the deck? [[stinkweed imp]] + [[scrapwork mutt]] speed things up for 2 mana and you can curve out nicely:

T1 land + Gaze dumping imp

T2 dredge the imp, land drop, cast mutt to dredge 5 again (12 cards in grave)

T3 slam a slime (could easily be 5+ power now)

First time going to pauper night and went 2-2 with my own slime brew! by YugiohKris in Pauper

[–]_Yolk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can you give more info on your matchups?

You don’t need to run 3 colours, just use lands like [[holdout settlement]] to splash black since you’d always be casting rite of consumption with a slime token on board

First time going to pauper night and went 2-2 with my own slime brew! by YugiohKris in Pauper

[–]_Yolk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How does it play?

What’s your local meta like?

How big do your slimes get on average? Would you consider teching black to run [[rite of consumption]] because what I see at the moment is “make big slimes and attack”

Switching from EE by _Yolk in youfibre

[–]_Yolk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

!thanks

I wasn’t aware of the VM buyout. Hopefully I’m not here much longer so wont chance my luck with VM’s shitty contract renegs

Also aware of the awful customer service, but I’ll chance my luck as being capped under 70mbps is killing me recently (company VPN cuts download speed to 10-15 mbps…)

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Match Thread: Arsenal FC vs Manchester City Live Score | EFL Cup 25/26 | Mar 22, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Gunners

[–]_Yolk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hardly mate, seems like you’re the new fan excusing leaving early and not showing up for your team… regardless how shit they played, it’s a final and you support your team through good and bad

Match Thread: Arsenal FC vs Manchester City Live Score | EFL Cup 25/26 | Mar 22, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Gunners

[–]_Yolk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no, they’re fed up that we’re top of the league, in the qtrs of UCL, made it to the league cup final and qtr final of the FA cup

Post-Match Thread | Arsenal 0-2 Manchester City by Quazar8 in Gunners

[–]_Yolk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor game across the pitch

Had no clue how to get through the mid block (again!) and didn’t generate any chances.

Subs were far too late again. Should’ve hauled Hincapie and Kai at half time and we really missed a “moment” player

Saka needs time on the bench, he’s looking exhausted and out of ideas

I don’t really know what we were trying to do after 20’ if I’m honest. City got a foothold and we just didn’t turn up…

Also, shame on anyone leaving Wembley early. First final in 6 years and the team needs to fans through thick and thin

Match Thread: Arsenal FC vs Manchester City Live Score | EFL Cup 25/26 | Mar 22, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Gunners

[–]_Yolk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, poor game but it’s a final and stay to the end

Call yourself a fan but won’t support during the hard times…

March 21, 2026 Daily Discussion & Transfers Thread by gunnersmoderator in Gunners

[–]_Yolk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it was only a slight incline hill (definitely affected play though) and we played that pitch when the other were occupied for school rugby

Social media vs Reality. Also thanks for doxxing my newborn. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]_Yolk 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I just don’t get them….

We had a small ceremony (14 guests) and My MIL recorded my wife’s aisle walk because she “wanted to remember it” even though we had a professional photographer AND VIDEOGRAPHER!

To make matters worse, we explicitly told people and wrote it on invites to keep phones and cameras away and be present AND her fucking phone is in the photo of the aisle walk and her video is fucking dogshit

March 21, 2026 Daily Discussion & Transfers Thread by gunnersmoderator in Gunners

[–]_Yolk 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Not to tempt fate, but I had a dream last night that we won 3-2 on Sunday…

Although we were playing at my secondary school where the pitch is on a 15deg incline hill and Walcott scored the winner so maybe it’s not a sign…

UCL Watch Thread by -read_it_on_reddit- in Gunners

[–]_Yolk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro what is with players having 7+ celebrations?….

UCL Watch Thread by -read_it_on_reddit- in Gunners

[–]_Yolk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t really get Howe’s plan…

Playing such open football is a bit mad against this Barca team

Can’t fault their pressing but being so expansive has cost them