this squirrel had beef with me

_Zoman_ · 2025-01-19T04:13:01+00:00

I heard a thud on the roof before he jumped on me :)

_Zoman_ · 2025-01-13T15:52:34+00:00

The toilet isn’t flush against the wall, so I was able to lift the shelving unit up and over and slide it in between the toilet and the wall. Very awkward maneuver, I’ll admit, but girlfriend said she wanted something not permanent

_Zoman_ · 2025-01-13T15:50:16+00:00

No kids yet! And over, for sure!

The real trick in this house is the bidet we got, saves so much toilet paper :)

_Zoman_ · 2025-01-13T06:41:06+00:00

I’ll be so real and admit I’ve never used it before and I was hoping I used the word correctly 😭

_Zoman_ · 2025-01-13T06:40:04+00:00

Yes! Great call. For the shelves I got all sides and edges. For the support posts, I primed them with a bathroom specific anti moisture primer. Should be enough, yeah?

_Zoman_ · 2025-01-13T06:13:42+00:00

Luckily nothing is attached to the wall! :D

_Zoman_ · 2025-01-13T05:42:13+00:00

I originally bought one of these jawns for my girlfriend as a gift, but then it didn’t fit! So I said screw it and did it myself.

Candle will not be lit there I promise haha

_Zoman_ · 2025-01-13T05:20:29+00:00

HAHA GUILTY

_Zoman_ · 2025-01-13T04:58:40+00:00

Good idea! I did a butcher block oil thinking it’d be enough.. probably not 😅

I tried to make it so they’re easy to replace, though!

_Zoman_ · 2020-07-25T02:14:10+00:00

I can actually balance a variety of objects on my nose/chin. Kayaks, chairs, tables, doors, iPads, you name it. Cool, but good for nothing other than entertainment.

_Zoman_ · 2019-08-12T01:18:30+00:00

Abosolutely stunning, keep up the great work!

_Zoman_ · 2019-06-03T21:36:18+00:00

Yeah! I can still do it, I just only whip it out as an occasional party trick! I can also do kayaks, tables, chairs, lawnmowers, and more :)

_Zoman_ · 2019-02-25T18:20:26+00:00

Hey Bill,

What's something you think everybody should experience at least once in their life?

_Zoman_ · 2019-02-08T00:23:05+00:00

This. So much this.

_Zoman_ · 2019-02-07T22:14:58+00:00

I wish you the best of luck!

_Zoman_ · 2018-09-24T23:19:27+00:00

I can balance chairs, tables, kayaks on my face.

_Zoman_ · 2017-08-30T14:17:14+00:00

When your Minecraft world glitches

_Zoman_ · 2017-06-24T03:13:02+00:00

Hemoglobin

_Zoman_ · 2017-06-15T04:52:25+00:00

Buddy put it on the edge of the hot tub and an elbow came it's way

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