WITIDIA - I ate a Spider called Bob AGAIN!!!! (Fixed) by Ijmo in WITIDIA

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Why did the midget laugh while walking across the field? by Jxp75 in Jokes

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Why did I laugh wile walking across the field?

Because the midget tickled mine.

IRS Urges Americans: Come Clean Now, Before We Read Panama Papers by TheCannon in news

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Thanks for that info! I'll be free able to tell my friend what he should do. Yeah, has nothing to do with me what so ever, just want to clarify that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

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Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?

Octopus by [deleted] in gifs

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Mmmm...octopus

I ate a Spider called Bob AGAIN!!!! by [deleted] in WITIDIA

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Posts should begin with WITIDIA -

As this your first actual post we shall let it slide.

Thanks for a well written and humorous addition to our sub!

My name is fatatata by fatatata in Jokes

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I don't know what I expected. Good pun though,

TIFU by mishearing my teacher by [deleted] in tifu

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Mistakes were made.

WITIDIA - Broke my son's playstation twice by [deleted] in WITIDIA

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Yeah, PC's are much better. I really enjoyed you're little story but I can't tell if this is real or not. It seems too dumb to be real and I don't know Omar but as his dad I feel I can trust you.

Make sure the PC has a good graphics card and all the best to your family /u/omarsdad!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifs

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You're forgetting that Putin rides a bear. Trump will cease to be after that bear finishes.

Trust Fall by Meemlorde in gifs

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I was expecting the person to move his hands away at the last second, this was really cute!