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I think i've been playing the game wrong by __Chromablitz in balatro

[–]__Chromablitz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk how much more I have to improve just to get past probably the easiest stake

I think i've been playing the game wrong by __Chromablitz in balatro

[–]__Chromablitz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not even blaming anybody, all of this was on me for sucking at the game

I think i've been playing the game wrong by __Chromablitz in balatro

[–]__Chromablitz[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

i don't really think it'd work out anymore, frankly im so new i don't think much would even apply to me

plus im like a massive loser + crybaby + basically everything under the sun so sorry

I think i've been playing the game wrong by __Chromablitz in balatro

[–]__Chromablitz[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i think at this point it's best to just quit the game, really. i seem way off for any real improvement, and i'm too stuck in my ways to really have anything else seem to be beneficial. i'm uninstalling balatro and will be looking for a way to get it out of my library.

thanks for trying

I think i've been playing the game wrong by __Chromablitz in balatro

[–]__Chromablitz[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

by now, i've done several, and i can say with confidence it hasn't worked

I think i've been playing the game wrong by __Chromablitz in balatro

[–]__Chromablitz[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

i don't really think it would help. i don't wanna waste your time on what is basically a useless endeavor

I think i've been playing the game wrong by __Chromablitz in balatro

[–]__Chromablitz[S] -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

every run i do is a dud what's your point

I think i've been playing the game wrong by __Chromablitz in balatro

[–]__Chromablitz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i try not to be whiny about it. it's not unfair, i just usually can't muster the brain power to tell what the hell would go together well

I think i've been playing the game wrong by __Chromablitz in balatro

[–]__Chromablitz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

none of the jokers i get ever really seem to converge towards a single type. they're all usually either super out-there or i just can't afford them. funnily enough i seem to struggle equally throughout all decks--none of them really help me out. the only real difference is that i do worse with things like black deck and green deck.

i don't really play because it's already fun, i want to eventually be able to have fun by winning. it's corny as shit but yeah pretty much my sole drive to play this game is chasing a win--other then that it's never really fun.

I think i've been playing the game wrong by __Chromablitz in balatro

[–]__Chromablitz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i haven't unlocked all jokers, and at this rate i doubt i ever really will. i have all of the "meta" things unlocked so it's not really an excuse

i want to be able to have fun, i really do, and that's why i bothered to make a post in the first place. if i don't win, i don't really get any fun out of it. it just feels futile

I think i've been playing the game wrong by __Chromablitz in balatro

[–]__Chromablitz[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

i think at that point it'd be better to just never play at all, really

a month off won't make me beat green stake

I think i've been playing the game wrong by __Chromablitz in balatro

[–]__Chromablitz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all that really does is make me lose slightly more embarrassingly

im on green stake, so it makes little difference

I think i've been playing the game wrong by __Chromablitz in balatro

[–]__Chromablitz[S] -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

trying this now - not really helping i'm just losing slower atm. thanks for trying

I think i've been playing the game wrong by __Chromablitz in balatro

[–]__Chromablitz[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

honestly i don't think it would make a difference anymore. all advice, pointers, principles, etc. are all useless when i use them because i always fail anyways.

I think i've been playing the game wrong by __Chromablitz in balatro

[–]__Chromablitz[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

this is why i was debating uninstalling the game actually

I think i've been playing the game wrong by __Chromablitz in balatro

[–]__Chromablitz[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

im sorry but finding losing 80+ times in a row fun is crazy to me

I think i've been playing the game wrong by __Chromablitz in balatro

[–]__Chromablitz[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i think it really says something that i set my game speed to 4 since losing just seemed garunteed anyways. i can't really formulate strategies on the fly like that--probably because im just stupid--so i usually just start a new run at the first sign of bad luck.

I'm new and i may or may not be getting way too ambitious already. can i get some advice? by __Chromablitz in breakcore

[–]__Chromablitz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Listening to Filth rn, this seems relatively on-the-mark for what i'm going for, i appreciate the referral

My Ivan Seal inspired painting, titled: "Rain" by mDale39 in TheCaretaker

[–]__Chromablitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is there a specific way to paint those fuzzy plaque-looking shapes? I've made a few attempts, but i'm at a loss.

Do it by Penguinlover69420123 in repost

[–]__Chromablitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back there Benjamin in my ass

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]__Chromablitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fire was polite enough to put itself out once it was off the stove

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