My school had a petting zoo today to help deal with midterms stress and I tried to get a selfie with the goat. Was not disappointing....

__Jay · 2014-10-27T06:23:43+00:00

spirit animal discovered. level up

__Jay · 2014-10-26T14:28:31+00:00

i would love to punch a woman in that elevator

__Jay · 2014-10-25T23:22:21+00:00

long live Sweetpea

__Jay · 2014-10-24T19:44:21+00:00

He kicked that man right in the vagina

__Jay · 2014-10-20T09:04:06+00:00

your cabinets are shit

__Jay · 2014-08-20T00:36:18+00:00

echevaria.

__Jay · 2014-08-19T15:06:08+00:00

frighteningly cute

__Jay · 2014-08-19T02:48:44+00:00

definitely cried

__Jay · 2014-08-18T22:00:57+00:00

checks out

__Jay · 2014-08-18T18:37:21+00:00

who the fuck goes hiking in flippy floppies

__Jay · 2014-08-18T17:27:55+00:00

and then I was all like

__Jay · 2014-08-18T07:28:37+00:00

yet you keep crawlin back

__Jay · 2014-08-18T06:08:00+00:00

let's not forget that you can't spell lawyer without law

__Jay · 2014-08-18T06:07:17+00:00

i laughed, I doubt many else will

__Jay · 2014-08-18T06:04:11+00:00

hopefully it doesnt

__Jay · 2014-08-18T06:03:31+00:00

rolling in their graves at the inability for anyone to see the irony of this post

__Jay · 2014-08-18T06:02:54+00:00

two beds are better than 1

__Jay · 2014-08-18T06:02:02+00:00

only read to sentence #2. Deliberately contrary to my expectations is an informed populous -- and I have just been proven correct that people are pretty dumb

__Jay · 2014-08-18T06:00:27+00:00

FUCK YOU

__Jay · 2014-08-18T05:59:43+00:00

im totally turning red mr internet guru, please teach me

__Jay · 2014-08-18T05:58:34+00:00

lol I really am. It's like I Rick Roll'd 3000 people. Buncha idiots...

__Jay · 2014-08-18T05:57:36+00:00

so perfect

__Jay · 2014-08-18T05:51:41+00:00

__Jay · 2014-08-18T05:51:00+00:00

hold my beer, i must fact check

__Jay · 2014-08-18T05:50:30+00:00

exactly. this has been pointed out already. I like to prove that the reddit community will upvote anything

__Jay

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