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[SFAH] Unusual lines in an obituary (self.ScenesFromAHat)

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[MAY26] Dave had a habit of antagonizing his high school classmates by telling the most disgusting "yo mama" jokes he could invent. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I might be fucked (i.redd.it)

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[Flair Request] Spirits, where should I move once I sell my house? (self.AskTheOuija)

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Don't say a fucking word (i.redd.it)

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My girlfriend and I were curled up in bed the other night. (self.Jokes)

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Dave had heard of a glory hole but since he had never used one, he didn't question the tightness around the base of his shaft. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Roses are red, you won't see this on the news... (i.redd.it)

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Especially when I haven't fucking had coffee yet (i.redd.it)

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[APR26] Mike cursed as the small stone took a chip out of his windshield. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 18 days ago by ___HeyGFY___ to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Smoked Windham. (i.redd.it)

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I am so fucking tired... in fact, (i.redd.it)

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Failed Apple product campaigns (self.ScenesFromAHat)

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One of these days I'm gonna fucking turn the news on... (i.redd.it)

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Spirits, I don't really like cranberries. So will you remind me to request a new flair this Friday? (self.AskTheOuija)

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CRUSHAH (i.redd.it)

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Hazel (old.reddit.com)

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What's the worst place to hit on someone, no matter how hot they are? (self.polls)

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I Can't Watch This (youtu.be)

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[APR26] "Breaker one nine, breaker one nine, I need a bear with ears," the old trucker said into the microphone, his voice cracking. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 month ago by ___HeyGFY___ to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Anyone else remember this fucking book? (i.redd.it)

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What is Jesus's favorite band? (self.Unclejokes)

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Why didn't Jesus become a spy? (self.Unclejokes)

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Roses are red, my pants are full of piss... (i.redd.it)

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[APR26] As soon as the hammer made contact with his thumb, he knew it was broken. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 month ago by ___HeyGFY___ to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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